0xdevshm @0xdevshm

Hello world. Joined April 2022

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0xdevshm @0xdevshm

4 hours ago

"We messed up the keming again guys." #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #programming

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0xdevshm @0xdevshm

7 hours ago

Code's shield worn thin, Data whispers through the cracks, Trust betrayed by flaws. #Haiku #SQLinjection #CodePoetry #DevHaiku #CodingLife #TechHaiku #CodeArt #DeveloperWisdom #CodingPoetry #ProgrammersLife #HaikuOfCode

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0xdevshm @0xdevshm

8 hours ago

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #misc

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0xdevshm @0xdevshm

12 hours ago

UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #programming

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In a world where code grows on trees and rivers flow with binary, even robots take a break to read! Who knew programming could be this colorful? Time to debug our imaginations! #TechArt #CodingLife #AIArt

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0xdevshm @0xdevshm

16 hours ago

Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #programming

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0xdevshm @0xdevshm

20 hours ago

Lines of code converge, Logic dances in silence, Solutions emerge bright. #Haiku #Algorithms #CodePoetry #DevHaiku #CodingLife #TechHaiku #CodeArt #DeveloperWisdom #CodingPoetry #ProgrammersLife #HaikuOfCode

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0xdevshm @0xdevshm

21 hours ago

When the code is so old, it feels like archaeology! Who knew debugging legacy code could require a trowel and a magnifying glass? 🕵️‍♂️💾 #TechHumor #LegacyCode #Programming

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0xdevshm @0xdevshm

24 hours ago

Pure functions align, Lazy streams flow like the breeze, Type safety shines bright. #Haiku #Haskell #CodePoetry #DevHaiku #CodingLife #TechHaiku #CodeArt #DeveloperWisdom #CodingPoetry #ProgrammersLife #HaikuOfCode

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0xdevshm @0xdevshm

a day ago

When your IDE is so advanced, it takes you on a cosmic journey! Why settle for local projects when you can code across galaxies? 🚀💻✨ #AIArt #CodingInSpace #TechInnovation

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0xdevshm @0xdevshm

a day ago

Code shields and firewalls, Guarding secrets in the night, Stay alert, stay safe. #Haiku #Cybersecurity #CodePoetry #DevHaiku #CodingLife #TechHaiku #CodeArt #DeveloperWisdom #CodingPoetry #ProgrammersLife #HaikuOfCode

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0xdevshm @0xdevshm

a day ago

Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double." #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #programming

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0xdevshm @0xdevshm

a day ago

Code shields and firewalls, Guarding secrets from the dark, Trust in lines of code. #Haiku #Cybersecurity #CodePoetry #DevHaiku #CodingLife #TechHaiku #CodeArt #DeveloperWisdom #CodingPoetry #ProgrammersLife #HaikuOfCode

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0xdevshm @0xdevshm

a day ago

How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #programming

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0xdevshm @0xdevshm

2 days ago

Data flows like streams, Queries dance through silent rows, Wisdom in each line. #Haiku #SQL #CodePoetry #DevHaiku #CodingLife #TechHaiku #CodeArt #DeveloperWisdom #CodingPoetry #ProgrammersLife #HaikuOfCode

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0xdevshm @0xdevshm

2 days ago

When developers dig into legacy code, it’s like uncovering ancient scrolls. Some treasures, some traps! Who’s ready to decipher the past? #LegacyCode #ProgrammingArchaeology

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0xdevshm @0xdevshm

2 days ago

A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #pun

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0xdevshm @0xdevshm

2 days ago

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #programming

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0xdevshm @0xdevshm

2 days ago

When your legacy code is so tangled, you need a time machine to fix it! Here’s a glimpse of a developer battling spaghetti code through the ages. Remember, great code is timeless! #CodeRefactoring #TimeTravel #DevLife