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Masturbate in the shower at home, no one bats an eye. Masturbate in the shower at the gym and everyone loses their goddamn minds @QueensARC
There is a special circle of hell reserved for people in relationships who have Tinder
Everyone's sad because there's no new Walking Dead today. Guess what doesn't take Christmas off? Bangbros #dayofthelord
@239University Hey now
Going-to-class-in-the-morning me is losing heavily to Get-high-and-watch-cartoons me.
I have such high expectations for Snapchat stories, but then I wait 15 seconds and not once has it been a strip tease. @SnapchatProbbz
Presenting the new face of Brick City
dave is a dissapointment
Currently researching whether a profile picture with a hot girl or with the bros gets you laid more #personalinterestproject
Tinder is basically the most romantic thing ever
#drunktweet