Tech Support @2Dumb2Computer

Thank you for calling technical support. How can I make your day better? Joined March 2017

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Tech Support @2Dumb2Computer

a year ago

"Yeah, we're looking for the power cord. It should be round. Unplug th-" "Oh! I know which one you're talking about one second... Here it is; this square one!"

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Tech Support @2Dumb2Computer

a year ago

Yellow submarine is playing and I can only eat soft foods because they accidentally removed my teeth. So, can you fix my Wi-Fi?

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"Let's see if we can find the power cable" "Sure. This is my coax here" "Great! Now find the power cable" "This one... this one's my ethernet" "...and the power cable for the modem?" "Hmm. Another ethernet. And that's my modem. And my cable box" Half my day feels like this:

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Tech Support @2Dumb2Computer

3 years ago

"I need a technical person for this" "Great! I'm in Technical Support!" "Right, but I need a technical person, are you techie?" "Yes. I'm Technical Support. How can I help?" "Are you just going to keep repeating that or will you answer my question?"

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Tech Support @2Dumb2Computer

3 years ago

"I think my phone is about to die. It's at 84%" "Oh? 84% is good. That's not too far away from full" "Is it? Oh, I'm not good at this stuff" He's not good at... counting?!

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Tech Support @2Dumb2Computer

3 years ago

My phone number? It's 4661. 555 before that. the area code is 212

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Tech Support @2Dumb2Computer

3 years ago

I have a Sony Walkman CD player. Do I need better WiFi for it?

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Tech Support @2Dumb2Computer

3 years ago

How will I know if I've held the button down for 5 seconds?

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Tech Support @2Dumb2Computer

4 years ago

"Okay, so now on the remote press..." "REMOTE? I don't know what a 'remote' is" "It's the... controller" "I don't know what a controller is!" "...it's the thing you JUST had in your hand" "WHAT? You mean the remote?"

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Tech Support @2Dumb2Computer

4 years ago

What's the difference between an L and a 1?

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Tech Support @2Dumb2Computer

4 years ago

"Which model of box do you have? Does it say MMS-1 or MMS-2?" "M-M-5" "..." "..." "...does it say MMS-1 or MMS-2?"

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Tech Support @2Dumb2Computer

4 years ago

Please stop calling your TV provider to ask about the following "channels." They're not channels: Disney+, HBO Max, Discovery+, YouTube TV, Netflix, Amazon Prime, AMC+, "The Streaming Channels," FireTV, Peacock, "Sports" [In order of roughly how frequently I'm asked]

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Tech Support @2Dumb2Computer

4 years ago

They told me I need to call to activate it online

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Tech Support @2Dumb2Computer

4 years ago

"Press 'Menu' on your TV remote" *beep* "Sir, I think you just pressed a button on your phone" "Yeah" "I need you to get your TV remote control and press 'Menu' on THAT" "Oh, okay" *beep*

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Tech Support @2Dumb2Computer

4 years ago

"One of our offices in that section of the country was completely flooded by the hurricane. We're working to restore power to that office and clear mud and debris." "Well I just don't understand, like... my neighbors don't have your service and they're all online!"

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Tech Support @2Dumb2Computer

4 years ago

I don't care about "Bluetooth" or whatever - what you're saying is that we can only use one remote per cable box!? We're just stuck? Too bad so sad? What are you like the fucking Taliban!?