2Poor2Function @2Poor2Function
Young people who make money but also poor decisions. Use #2poor2function as an alternative to tears. Wouldn't wanna smear the mascara you stole from Sephora. Joined March 2013-
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Can no longer afford biweekly mani pedis; soaks feet in kitchen bowl and applies wood lacquer to nails #sadbuttrue#pathetic#college#postgrad
Sleeps with fan in between legs to avoid paying for AC #2poor2function #hot #summer
Packs gum in purse as alternative to buying lunch #poor #2poor2function #pathetic
RT @katiespence actually salivating at the thought of selling my extra fall out boy ticket online like IM SO POOR #2poor2function
Cn't afford make up; stops by Sephora & does whole face while pretending to be shopping before going out on the weekend #2poor2function
Asks for a take-home box at McDonald's/Wendy's/Charity banquet #2poor2function
Couldn't afford a car so she named her daughter Alexus #2poor2function #poor #kanye #yeezytaughtme
Starbucks every day, No-bucks ever. #2poor2function #poor #sadbuttrue #pathetic
1. Sleep in your school's library 2. Wake up & shower at school gym 3. Repeat if desired to save rent. 4. Follow w/ heavy dose of #noshame
Spa Day! Gets nails & eyebrows done. Tips in quarters. #2poor2function #spaday
Even my pocket mocks me. #broke
#2poor2function RT @Claire_Zee06 I use construction paper as a plate when heating/eating my microwaveable food
Succeeds at playing sports, fails at paying bills. RT @ESPN Every athlete on this list has filed for bankruptcy yfrog.com/09z90ej
@jahansharif Hosts beautiful dinner party for 20+ friends... At Wendy's. #2poor2function
@Coastcountrygrl We appreciate the follow! Remember to use #2poor2function in mortifying financial situations, as an alternative to crying
@HeezyTeezy Thanks for the follow! Remember to use #2poor2function whenever uncontrollable bougie-ness turns your ass broke.
We may be funny and poor, but at least we aren't funny looking and don't look poor. #motto #betcheslovethis #grateful #staypositive
When you can't afford antibiotics but stumble upon ones prescribed in case you got cholera in Haiti & use those instead #2poor2function
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