jonny lasagna @2kyle4u
i did not urinate on a fellow passenger for not being allowed to smoke Vince Vaughn's walls Joined May 2018-
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I remember when they would go to the Serengeti and learn about the food chain Now they're going to die in El Alamein, incredible
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The rapture is Jesus' excuse to see all of his followers naked so he'll know which ones to add to his harem
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first war fought with telekinesis
first war fought with telekinesis https://t.co/stsPaCwCfd
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I moved to dubai and all I got was this stupid homunculus
I moved to dubai and all I got was this stupid homunculus
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Finally Twitch is useful
Finally Twitch is useful
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Alan Tudyk comments on losing the Emmy for Best Character Voiceover to Julie Andrews “Yes officer I was robbed just off the 110 highway downtown. She was 89 years old give or take, she had an umbrella with a parrot on the end she said if I didn’t like it to take a spoon full of…
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Tony Gilroy could poison every Academy voter with Rhydonium and I'd cheer him on.
Tony Gilroy could poison every Academy voter with Rhydonium and I'd cheer him on.
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me at the zoo when its feeding time
me at the zoo when its feeding time
Big day for the most insufferable people on the face of the earth
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Movie: Superman (2025) Language: French Country: France
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idk why people are acting like we don’t already have all the beatles movies
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Frontier can do the funniest thing and put "baby dinosaurs" as a dietary necessity for Quetzalcoatlus
Frontier can do the funniest thing and put "baby dinosaurs" as a dietary necessity for Quetzalcoatlus
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Who's Radiohead? Is that another character from Skibidi Toilet?
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Me when Alien Earth revealed a new stage in the Xenomorph life cycle:
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Mind boggling to me that we have a genus of brachiopod found in the CAMBRIAN that’s still around today Like imagine if a vertebrate genus lived as long as a FRACTION of that time Allosaurus, for example, as a genus lived 10 million years THIS THING’S HALF A BILLION AND COUNTING
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my roman empire is the unsuccessful 1980s new york police training program that revolved around giving seals guns
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zips @zippersssssss
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JustAnotherBeth🇺�... @another_beth
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Shitpost Products @absurd_licks
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