The Commandments @3000_Commands
Take charge. Joined September 2012-
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I am vicelike even at my loosest. #maskedsinger #HappyNewYear #goodbye2022 #daterush #thatswhatshesaid
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Dig into Mother Earth. Place a hunk of raw bovine flesh at the bottom of the whole hole. Think about what you’ve done here, today: Ground meat.
When a beautiful baby dresses up as Harry Potter for Halloween, they become a Wizard of Awws.
If you retweet this tweet with your name and address, you will receive a handwritten letter narrating your birth scene. #ComingHome
Wide-eyed and bushy tailed, the race-retreat begins and ends with a single, alien wail. RIP @tedcruz
Take a deep breath and come to terms with the fact that there would be no such thing as a sweet-pea if all peas were sweet.
Don't question the signs of the universe, though they may appear where you least expect, and in surprising forms.. Heed them all. #DeezNuts
There is no 'uterus' without 'us'. #realmensupportwomen #uter *** © Slogan Copyright @3000_Commands
There's no such thing as #takeyourchildtoworkday when you're alone in life.
i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/arc… Embrace the teeth inside you so that you and your passengers may learn to live as one
There's a fine line between congratulating someone for nothing, and not congratulating them at all. That line is the line of action.
A Jewish fortune: Matzot, matzot, here and there, Matzot, matzot, whispers, "Where?" Matzot, matzot, don't be scared We're inside you.
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VirgieDankyn @VirgieDankyn
62 Followers 312 Following You know you're in love when he tells you he loves someone else and you hold back the tears, smile, and tell him you are happy for him.
BridgetBrunetti @BridgetBrunetti
87 Followers 310 Following I might be the hardest person to start a relationship with, but I promise I will be the hardest person to break up with.
HindaPolotto @HindaPolotto
102 Followers 353 Following Sitting in class thinking when am I going to use this in my life.
GlennieMule @GlennieMule
108 Followers 396 Following It's funny how you can do nice things for people all the time, and they never notice. But once you make one mistake, it's never forgotten.
ChristynaBailli @ChristynaBailli
100 Followers 484 Following Never be dependent on anyone in this world because even your shadow leaves you when you are in the darkness.
HelainaFenwick @HelainaFenwick
37 Followers 180 Following There's a lot of people who call you by your name, but only one who makes it sound special.
FrannieBeche @FrannieBeche
123 Followers 512 Following Fact: Girls have a lot of crushes, but their heart only belongs to one guy.
CarmenBonaccio @CarmenBonaccio
86 Followers 326 Following Don't beg me to stay, unless you're going to stop giving me reason to leave
FernWhiter @FernWhiter
66 Followers 307 Following Jealousy can mean two things: either they care a lot about you or they want what you have.
AlyseCapozzi @AlyseCapozzi
62 Followers 225 Following There's alot of things science can not explain... like why we fall in love with a certain person.
Nerty Sans @NertySans
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NettiKeating @NettiKeating
185 Followers 834 Following I love it when you share everything only with me.
CorieBojesen @CorieBojesen
76 Followers 439 Following I can control myself not to see you, I can control myself not to hear you, but I can't control myself not to think about you. I Miss You!
LilliShimon @LilliShimon
15 Followers 116 Following Sometimes, bad days are there to remind you that you have good ones to look forward to.
LaceeSheard @LaceeSheard
96 Followers 344 Following That moment when you see an old couple and you realise love really can last forever.
RosmundaRemfry @RosmundaRemfry
96 Followers 402 Following teacher: you should know this by now ! you learned it three years ago. me: BITCH. i dont even know what i ate for dinner lastnight.
RhianonAlured @RhianonAlured
51 Followers 154 Following Its not what I feel for you, but what I don't feel for anyone but you.
DorothyGoatley @DorothyGoatley
472 Followers 1K Following I don't trust a lot of people, so when I actually do, please don't make me regret it.
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72 Followers 276 Following When you have a good heart: You help too much. You trust too much. You give too much. You love too much & it always seems you hurt the most.
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72 Followers 346 Following Make her feel special. If you don't, then somebody else will do it for you.
DulcySweetapple @DulcySweetapple
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RannaBretillon @RannaBretillon
103 Followers 339 Following If two person can't look beyond each others' flaws and imperfections, they will definitely not be in each others' life for too long.
RosieChapron @RosieChapron
108 Followers 440 Following If you're mine, you're only mine. I don't share.
CairistionaStir @CairistionaStir
91 Followers 387 Following Those text messages you never want to erase, because it's so special and makes you smile every time you re-read it.
EffieDisney @EffieDisney
153 Followers 489 Following A REAL BOYFRIEND: loves her, spoils her, wine her, dine her, kiss her, wife her, appreciate all of her, respect her, and makes her happy.
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47 Followers 242 Following Every second God thinks of you, every minute God blesses you, every hour God cares for you. Because God loves you and will never leave you.
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