323Nolan @323nolan323
Author of dark, dark humor. Irreverent and NOT for the thin of skin. Check out, Call 1-800-Hangman, on Amazon https://t.co/dNOBYatr0V ✡️ ✝️ The Everglades, not the swamp. Joined December 2022-
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Weekend's dark drink: The Hokey Wokey. Mix Grapefruit Juice with Coke and voila, a deeply bitter, yet sickly sweet concoction that is hard to swallow without vast amounts of alcohol. 🤣 a.co/d/d4DYtr2
In honor of the Masters in Augusta, we are introducing the Entitlest...the golf ball for politicians, celebrity journalists and those who drink flavored martinis. a.co/d/d4DYtr2
I am looking for a new job. I am unexpectedly out of one. If you could say a prayer that God guides me to where I should be next, I'd appreciate it!
Along with replacing Easter in lew of a transgender holiday the following comes from the WH concerning gender for military assignments. Army: Straight men, Reason - Reduce pregnancies. Navy: Gays of any gender and straight women. Reason – Reduce pregnancies. Marines: Any…
On Feb 2, 1914 the new White House Press Corps asked their first question; "What does the President think about groundhog day"? Since then they have proven each day that, yes, there are stupid questions..😳😅. Like dark humor, death and satire? Who doesn't.…
I just switched from PF to Crunch Fitness. No frills, no hidden costs and no naked old perverted men in the ladies room with my daughters... 😵💫.
The RNC has filed a lawsuit against Democratic Michigan Secretary of State Jocelyn Benson alleging that the state has more registered voters than adults. We want free and fair elections. Fight for ONE VOTE, IN PERSON, ON PAPER & PICTURE ID!! American citizens should be the…
With the help of AI, medical treatments are advancing at incredible speed. Remember, "The longer we can stay alive the longer we can live." -Nolan a.co/d/d4DYtr2
Get ready, One Billion $$ up for grabs between the Power Ball and the Mega Millions Lottery this weekend. Remember guys, statistically increase your odds of winning by buying tickets in a liquor store. You know we rarely get lucky unless there is alcohol involved. More important…
Get ready, One Billion $$ up for grabs between the Power Ball and the Mega Millions Lottery this weekend. Remember guys, statistically increase your odds of winning by buying tickets in a liquor store. You know we rarely get lucky unless there is alcohol involved. More important…
Monday's inspiration: With the weekend comes the heart ache, so remember. "A broken heart is a blessing to embrace, it is proof of a soul." -Ancient Proverb. Pg.4 a.co/d/d4DYtr2
It's Friday, as the sun sets and the booze begins to flow remember this. "Only by studying our history are we assured to repeat our mistakes." 😳 Have fun! Page 209. a.co/d/d4DYtr2
Tuesday's Monday Dark Inspiration: As you try to make up for that lost work day, remember what a local oil worker once said Angola, Africa. "Boss, that oil's been in the ground for a million years, it'll be there tomorrow." 🙂 Take your time... a.co/d/d4DYtr2
It's Presidents Day, a day when we honor these men with steep discounts on all kinds of goods. But I always try to remember this, If the sale is big enough, I can always use something I don't need. 🥴
This looks dark enough for me to love! dl.bookfunnel.com/b0lq9svjpx
Wednesday’s words: Wisdom begins with fear of God…and women. -Biblical Paraphrase. a.co/d/d4DYtr2
Monday's dark inspiration: Hangovers, loosing bets and old age are still better than the alternative, like chilling out on the root side of nature... 😅 a.co/d/d4DYtr2
It's Superbowl Sunday; don't be this guy. "This is over, let's go celebrate!." -Rodney Dundalk, Falcons Fan, Halftime February 6, 2017 Page 456. a.co/d/d4DYtr2
#writerslift on this #Follobackfriday so #WritingCommunity drop links, WIP, books etc and retweet this so others can post theirs. Throughout the day I’ll like, RT your works. Mine is in the comments.✍️🇬🇧
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Y'all look at my 90 yr old mom today. Doesn't she look stunning? Age defying beauty.
Spent the morning clearing this forgotten patch of garden and sowing three boxes of wild flowers...hoping for a mini meadow! 🖤 What are you up to this beautiful Saturday? 🥰🖤🥰
Sorry to burst your bubble y'all, but it is what it is 😮💨😮💨😮💨😅✌️
To all of you who have prayed for me & wished me well, I have some awesome news! I have a new job w/an outdoor outfitter in a cute little mountain town, & I am BEYOND excited! This is such a perfect fit for me, w/a wonderful company. I get to share my outdoor passion EVERY DAY!😃
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On the treadmill, had an epiphany for book 3. Was in the zone so I didn’t want to stop to type it all in my phone. Then it went poof… when will I learn? Anyone else struggle with ideas that are fantastic but they fade before you can get them written down? #WriterCommunity
Just sent my first queries off! I can’t decide weather to do a happy dance, or vomit. How did you all feel after you hit that submit button the first time? #amquerying #writerscommunity
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