94 @46texts

parody account! mostly hinata and keyaki. please support sakamichi and 48g (i post them sometimes)! DM recs Black Earth, WI Joined November 2018

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94 @46texts

6 years ago

hiyotan: did you know that atoms never touch each other? and since we’re made of atoms, we’ve never touched anything in our entire lives? miipan:... hiyotan: so to answer your question, no i did not punch haruyo--

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7 years ago

satoshi: if you were a dinosaur, what dinosaur would you be? uemura: what’s the one with the big neck? neru: the brachiosa- habu: giraffe

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7 years ago

wakabayashi: girls, we have a big problem hinano: the fire? wakabayashi: no the- wait. what fire? hinano: forget it. this sounds way more interesting

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7 years ago

kyoko: we are sophisticated adults okay iguchi: last week i got a vegetable it was a tomato kyoko: tomatoes are fruits iguchi: its a vegetable manamo: i wont sit here and listen to this debate again! kumi: you two cant boil water without starting a fire so please shut up

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7 years ago

ozeki: if the other members see this they’ll think i’m an idiot oda: ... and this will be new to them how?

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7 years ago

*texting* paripi : bone jaw manafi: what? paripi : bone jaw paripi: are you dumb manafi: ? paripi : it's french for hello, dumbass

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7 years ago

akanen : HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!!! akanen: *agressively throws water bottles* oda: uh... sato: she’s trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us akanen : I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!!! pe: it’s working

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7 years ago

sayuringo: *orders enough food for all 1st gen members* sayuringo: my food's here! everyone:

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7 years ago

akanen :fuyuka, i need to show you something amazing akanen : *turns around and walks away* fuuchan: okay true that ass is pretty amazing akanen : really? thanks! but thats not what i wanted to show you.

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94 @46texts

7 years ago

*ikuchan and kazumin decorating the christmas tree* kazumin: where's the star? maiyan, entering the room: i'm here

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7 years ago

*door bell rings* hiyotan, opening the door : hello? exorcist : hello, i'm here to remove the demon that has possessed you hiyotan, frowning : uhm, i didn't call you? demon : i did hiyotan, to the demon : traitor.

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94 @46texts

6 years ago

@mizukiikuto thank you :)

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6 years ago

Can somebody send me kirachan's profile pic 😥

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6 years ago

ten: in my defence, i was left unsupervised! yumichan: but wasn't kira with you? kirachan: umm in my defence, i was also left unsupervised

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6 years ago

kumi: I never thought I'd say these words but... *sigh* shiho, did you do a dramatic reading to W.A.P to our 3rd gen kids? katoshi: no? marichan, from the other room: I'M TALKING WAP, WAP, WAP kumi: .... katoshi: okay hear me out-

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94 @46texts

7 years ago

manatsu : hey do you wanna hang out later? ikuchan: generic excuse manatsu : .... manatsu : did you just say “generic excuse”?

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7 years ago

*excessive barking in the distance* akanen: what the hell is going on out there? nijika, opening the window: let me check it out nijika: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF! *distant barking* nijika, closing the window: just an argument. its been settled. they say sorry akanen: .....?

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7 years ago

*little boy crying in the middle of the grocery store* tomita, leaning down to him: hey, little guy tomita: can you move? you’re blocking the pringles

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7 years ago

hinano: when i go to jail, i’m going to change my name to ‘mitochondria’ because the m— kageyama: yes we know, the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell meimei: that’s genius manamo: so is no one going to point out the fact that she said ‘when’ and not ‘if’?

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7 years ago

konoka: hey, ayaka! can we have some money for coke? otake: will $40 be enough? katoshi: it’s $3.99.. otake: wow that’s really cheap, who’s your dealer? konoka: i meant coke as in coca-cola... otake: katoshi: i’m telling kumi