The 11th Edition @4mericanPageant
Have you ever read this textbook & just said to yourself, WTF? Well, here is a personal, yet universal collection of some of those bizarre quotes. Your nightmares. Joined November 2011-
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"Teapot Dome, no tempest in a teapot, finally came to a whistling boil"
"Foreign investors and wary domestic speculators began to dump their insecurities and an orgy of selling followed"
"The Stench of Scandal"......Who knew scandal had a smell....
Reading all of these crappy metaphors makes life more difficult. WHY CANT YOU JUST GET OT THE POINT?
"...Congress responded to the whip of the Rough Rider by passing the landmark Newlands Act of 1902."
@noramckenyan NOW THAT IS FUNNY
"Under such dubious midwifery was the infant born..."
"The Hawaiian pear continued to ripen for five more years."
"Theodore Roosevelt reportedly snarled that the white-livered occupant of the White House did not have the backbone of a chocolate éclair.
@treeeshamarie @caitcress goodluk gurlz yall iz gon be fawine
"The industrial revolution, with its hot Bessemer breath, had come into its own."
"...so-called Magna Cart of civil-service reform, was the medicine finally applied to the long suffering organs of the federal government."
I love how they being to specify the rootings of the two major political parties on page 518. ^.^ #nerdy&proud
Richard P. "Silver Dick" Bland
I can imagine Hendo reading the Pageant and scoffing all over the place from the obscenity.
"Much mud was spattered along the campaign trail in 1872."
@JWakuluk I feel you, brother.
@JewleeMC I know how you feel :'(
Im so fucking tired of this shit....
RT @caitcress Raw Yankee recruits swaggered out of Washington toward Bull Run on July 21 1861 as if they were headed for a sporting event.
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