UnTim Ferriss @4minuteworkweek

#slowcarb news: reports claim that #ows protesters are using energy shakes fortified w/Oxycontin® to mitigate pain of police beat-downs #4hb

#slowcarb news: #ows protesters now demanding free Bukkake tent for entertainment and Slimjims® for energy to fight the "man" #4hb #winning

#slowcarb news: Get your demo on w/new Molotov® Energy Drink: shotgun 1/2 can, light & toss rest into capitalist pig strongholds!! #ows #4hb

slowcarb tip: #occupywallstreet protesters stick Kentucky Fried Chicken drumsticks in their front pockets (2 each side) for on-the-go energy

#slowcarb news: Whole-body application of Crisco® before workouts found to increase fat loss via "greased-pig thermo up-regulation" #4hb

#slowcarb news: Research shows that the best diet for cut abs is 50% tuna and 50% Goober Grape®. Fiber is optional. #4hb

#slowcarb news: National Bukkake Team credits 4hb diet w/ advancement to quarter-finals at World Championship #4hb

#slowcarb news: New group "4HB for Fat Chicks" to meet weekly at S.F. Burger King. Free Whaler® for anyone arriving wearing BK crown #4hb

#slowcarb trends: 4hb'ers are increasingly turning to thumb sucking to stave off carb cravings- results are magnified by wearing a bib. #4hb

#slowcarb news: Group of 4hb'ers is trading old cans of beans on Ebay- claim rusted, dented, -especially bulging cans have more flavor. #4hb

#slowcarb news: Mark your calendars for the 1st Annual July 4th '4hb Weenie Roast' Free to get in, $20 to leave. Bring Your Own Beans. #4hb

slowcarb news: Three Paleo enthusiasts in Alabama involved in "Deliverance"-style assault while foraging for berries. #4hb #paleo

My new book "Internet Cheerleading for Dummies: How to Motivate Masses of Frustrated Entrepreneurs for Fun and Profit" available soon. #4hb

#slowcarb news: Ferris Bean Company to offer 5 lucky 4hb'ers special factory tour via Willie Wonka-style gold ticket in can contest. #4hb

#slowcarb news: Napa Valley to begin catering to more distinguished 4hb'ers with new "Wine-and-Bean Pairing Experience" tours. #4hb #wine

#slowcarb news: LLoyds of London now offering insurance policies against McDonalds "beat-downs" (Not available in Philadelphia) #4hb

#slowcarb news: Man fired from high-level IT job for "breaking" wind- blames bean-centric slowcarb diet. #4hb

John J. Schlangerfanger credits #slowcarb diet with helping him win 23rd Annual Pole-Waxing Championships:"The beans made a difference" #4hb

#slowcarb news: 4hb'er invents "faux chicken" -mixes Crisco®, panko breadcrubs & chicken flavor then squeezes goo into drumstick molds #4hb

They're finally here! The new #4hb wife-beaters are ready for order. Available in black and white. Size: XXL, XXXL. Order today! only 49.95!