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Say this out loud five times fast, "I won a math debate!"
Today I feel like a tampon, in the right place at the wrong time.
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food.
Best Threesome: Me. My Bed. My Pillow.
@TheEllenShow LOVE LOVE LOVE your show!!!!! It would be a dream to be at one of your shows!!
I've always wanted to walk up to a stranger and hand him a briefcase and whisper "you know what to do" and run away.
Why are children obese? Probably because burgers are $.99 and salads are $7.99.
Met @JustinRain__ in stoughton Saskatchewan, my very small hometown, while I was working at the Poplar Tree inn :)