The Tortured Poets Department being about Matty Healy and not Joe Alwyn is the gag of the century
That man’s dirty dick did more emotional damage to Taylor in 3 months than 6 years with Joe I’m crying
@ACABferCutie At this point I’m question everything! Like was any of it about Joe?!
@ACABferCutie And he’s laying there with his super hot girlfriend laughing at all of you. 🤣🤣
@ACABferCutie there’s no way this guy has e er eaten seven bars of chocolate in one sitting
@ACABferCutie I thought she said she'd started writing it 2 years ago, though - which would have been well before that? also, I know she knew him a long time - but really? a month long thing vs 6 yrs & it takes over the album? that seems unlikely.
@ACABferCutie my only thought is when taylor said she wrote it two years ago and how that can’t be about matty
@ACABferCutie @balladofmaroon this is what i was talking abt last night