Adam Close @ACCLOSE
I’m Adam. I stay playin. Bay Area Comedian. milpitas-Sf-rwc-Hayward youtu.be/9-7_a0KzA-g Milpitas ca Joined March 2009-
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@joshua_bote 2/2 it would be interesting to know which “leading researchers in the field of AI” he’s so cozy with and how they feel about his scathing analysis of their math comprehension.
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@joshua_bote hey man. Just read your article in sf gate about Christopher Nolan and AI. Cool piece 👍 Interesting an English literature major, who’s been in film exclusively, would say tech companies don’t know what the word algorithm means.
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They were asking about fake hoopers or fake players. Had to let em know 😎
@Travonne This up there with “shoe pav-ill-on”
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Sorry dude, but I’ve never been stiff with anticipation.
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