Father JR Richardson @ACoolPriest

Catholic Priest @ St. Genesius. My favorite day of the week is Monday. Big fan of the Big Man. Agnostic sympathizer. Married. Blocked by Satan.🍿 Bland, VA Joined April 2018

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Father JR Richardson @ACoolPriest

7 years ago

Video of me counseling some teens. vimeo.com/286315288

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Father JR Richardson @ACoolPriest

7 years ago

Sorry mass was short this week but I couldn’t stop laughing at the story of the kids getting eaten by bears for laughing at the prophet’s bald spot. Dying imagining the guy who wrote it being sick of kids pointing out his baldness. THIS was what he needed changed about the world.

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Father JR Richardson @ACoolPriest

7 years ago

This man’s nose was picked by God to not exist.

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Father JR Richardson @ACoolPriest

7 years ago

Saying 12 Hail Marys is an ineffective punishment. If I hear something stank in a confessional I make the dude give me everything in his wallet and if he has left than $40 on him I’m calling the police.

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Father JR Richardson @ACoolPriest

7 years ago

REALLY NOT A GOOD TIME TO BECOME A PRIEST I’M JUST REALIZING.

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Father JR Richardson @ACoolPriest

7 years ago

Can’t wait to finally see a pro-catholic movie in the theaters! Excited for @thenunmovie!! Gonna bring my whole Parrish!

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Father JR Richardson @ACoolPriest

7 years ago

Catholicism is not just some cult. It’s the biggest and the best cult in the whole world and I couldn’t be more proud to be a cog in the machine.

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Father JR Richardson @ACoolPriest

7 years ago

God told me the Packers we’re gonna win by 7. Don’t @ me unless ur sharing ur winning$$

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Father JR Richardson @ACoolPriest

7 years ago

Why am I a priest? I haven’t paid for a drink in 4 years.🍻

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Father JR Richardson @ACoolPriest

7 years ago

Just got the word I’ll be performing one of John McCain’s funerals this November!

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Father JR Richardson @ACoolPriest

7 years ago

Can’t believe God still hasn’t gotten around to writing a sequel. Leaving a lot of Bible II money on the table.

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Father JR Richardson @ACoolPriest

7 years ago

Next summer I’m taking off and just doing a summer movie series on Sundays. Planning Sister Act, Dogma, Sister Act 2, Doubt, The Sound of Music, Spotlight, my Cousin Vinny...any other Catholic movies I should include?

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Dan Savage @fakedansavage

7 years ago

If kids got raped by clowns as often as they get raped by youth pastors it would be illegal to take your kids to the circus. #YouthPastorWatch mailtribune.com/news/top-stori…