ADELE CHAPMAN @ADELEXXXX
Just gotta muddle through this thing we call life and see the funny and inappropriate side of everything! Then add a bit of glitter.... Joined March 2009-
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AI is pretty much running my life right now… I feel they can probably make a better job of it than me!
Rapidly falling out of love with @vinted They just can’t reply directly to messages. Twice now the delivery companies have been at fault but Vinted are churning out automated replies that aren’t relevant to what both me and the buyers are saying. Such a shame
Dancing in a thunderstorm is still one of my most favouritest things to do everrrr!
This ad was disqualified from TV with some bullshit reason about mentioning another product. How the fuck have we said anything bad? I’m being oppressed 😂
Since hitting 50 it’s almost as though I’ve grown up overnight. Today I put a glasses wipe in my bag anddddd I actually used it rather than the usual quick wipe on my frock! Craziness!
Dear Alcohol today I need you to be my friend,most definitely not my enemy. Thanks
Neighbour : oh you always look lovely, going anywhere nice? Me:Noo more a question of dress to keep me sane, fake it till you make it. Her: Well it certainly works Me: Uh uh (trying not to sob all over her at her kindness) Always be nice, you never know how much people need it.
Dresses, shoes and music are my therapy.
Would really love it if booking.com gave me my money back they mistakenly took out my bank three weeks ago. Or even answered my messages. Ibis hotel, Sheffield , you’re not much better…..
Bombarding all the late night “hey you” guys with Temu farmland requests. Accepting the request will earn you far more brownie points than a unwarranted dick pic guys!
Who remembers when these lads pulled it out the bag? Class 👌🏻🍻
People who don't share your life experience may assume-- or even outright say-- you're exaggerating or "catastrophizing" your pain. There are people who just don't believe certain things happen in the world. But if you're reading this, you likely know better.
People secure in their own weirdness is pure beauty.
No people of Grantham, I havent been stood up, I just popped into the pub solo to charge my phone up!
It’s a very long story over two years and the upshot is I’ve been mistakenly charged for over £800 for the second time and now my account has gone from over £300 in credit to over £400 in debit! I just want my money back asap please!
Hey @eon_next I’ve pointed out what your mistake is, please can I have my money back?
10 days ago I sent Chancellor @Jeremy_Hunt a letter (below) asking him to postpone the govt's 20% increase in energy bills on 1 April. Since, SEVENTY major charities (below), & the energy industry trade body have signed up to support the letter. IF YOU SUPPORT THE CALL PLS RT
I meant single vodka. Yet double vodka popped out my mouth. Every. Freaking. Single . Time
@eon_next Any chance of anyone actually sorting out my gas meter? Very curious as to how you’re going to measure my usage since the smart meter hasn’t worked since mar 2021 and now the outside meter hasn’t worked since before Christmas 🤔
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