ARC19 @ARC19_

Hates acronyms, but loves DFK. Tall, dark and handsome...well, if you turn down the lights, I’m definitely tall and dark at least. Ottawa, ON Joined January 2018

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2 weeks ago

Every so often my beard gets itchy, so I shave it off. Which I just did. I used to look to like an old hairy schlub…I now look like an an old clean shaven schlub, so it’s at best a lateral move 🤷‍♂️ At least I’m not itchy…

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4 weeks ago

Just got a notification that ‘Sydney’ started following me…I was trying to figure out the odds of it being Sweeney…the odds of me getting struck by lightning while winning the lottery as Halley’s Comet passes by are better 🤷‍♂️

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a month ago

Was nicely chatting with a woman online whose pics are an 11/10 (way outta my league!). We have a mutual love of wine and when I suggested we have a wine date, she ignored that message and continued chatting about other stuff…if you’re not interested, why continue chatting 🤷‍♂️

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2 months ago

A woman on the dating app isn’t sure she wants to date a man with kids and suggested we have an afternoon coffee date to meet and talk about it…every part of that idea sounds awful- drinking something I don’t enjoy, right after work and I have to sell my single dad status? 👎

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2 months ago

Just accidentally ‘super liked’ a profile of a woman who I went on a date with a while back and she let me down gently that there would be no 2nd date…my clumsy toe-like thumbs do not serve me well when I try to swipe quickly…hopefully, she’ll find it cute, not stalkerish 😬

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2 months ago

Just saw an ad on Facebook for gummies that add 2 plus inches to your 🍆. Yeah right! I am so skeptical that I only ordered 2 bottles worth….can’t fool me!!

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3 months ago

It’s my dog’s birthday today. Yes, I bought her a little cake and we’re going to have a little birthday party with the cat that we’re catsitting for later. This is what cool bachelors do, right? 🤷‍♂️🎂

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4 months ago

My daughter asked me to walk her to school on her last day of elementary school like I had done every day when she was smaller…although I’d prefer to blame allergies, I’m man enough to admit that I got a little teary eyed dropping her off for the last time there 🥹

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5 months ago

One of the basil plants I planted died for some reason while the others are doing well so far. I’m really sad about that. Now I still have 5 other basil plants, but still 🤷‍♂️

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6 months ago

Oof. Just had a IRL date cancel on me last minute. At least she didn’t use the emergency call 5 minutes after we sat down routine and did it before I started leaving 🤷‍♂️ Ah well. Time for an impromptu massage maybe then as I’m all dressed up with nowhere to go…

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6 months ago

This has to be my favourite profile I’ve seen so far: You: no pets, no kids, no camping, no ENM, must be over 6 feet. Me: I’m open minded. It gave me a good giggle, thank you random lady on Bumble. 😆

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6 months ago

Just got unmatched while making a comment about a TV we both like…is it too hot of a take to say that Ron Swanson had the best mustache on TV 🤔🥸

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7 months ago

I’m getting targeted ads for shoes with lifts in them. 🤷‍♂️ Am I shrinking? No, I measured myself and I’m exactly 6 feet. Is that considered short now? 😬

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8 months ago

@LilaTaylor76 Oh man! We need to go get some now 😊

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8 months ago

Happy Valentine’s Day! My Valentine loved her present…I’m going to have to try to get a human Valentine one of these days though! Although she may not be as big of a fan of the salmon wrapped bone treats 🤔

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8 months ago

@puttanescapizza Wishing you all the best on this next journey! PS I enjoy Puttanesca pasta, but capers on a pizza is giving me some pause...will have to try it :)

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8 months ago

Amazon was selling some chocolates that I like at a reduced price- I got this box of cleaning solution instead. Message received Amazon: Clean your dirty house instead, fat @ss! 🤷‍♂️

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9 months ago

The ex Prime Minister’s ex wife’s profile showed up on my dating app 😮 He gets to date Katy Perry and she gets lame dudes like me sending her online pathetic pick up lines? That’s not fair!

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10 months ago

I hit my garage door with my car backing out today- it didn’t go all the way up and I nicked it backing up…it made quite the unpleasant and unexpected sound! Called the garage repairman after I changed my underwear 🙀 (kidding on the last part…still really startled…)

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10 months ago

A woman on her dating profile wrote as part of her profile ‘no viagara boys (iykyk) and no ski hills (iykyk)’. I was able to figure out the first 1, but stumped on the “ski hill.’ My online research shows either a sexual act or cocaine mixed with ketamine? 🤷‍♂️