Augustus “Kramer” Matthiessen @A_Matthiessen
Time magazine’s person of the year 2006. Yes that’s a 1968 Ferrari Daytona 365 GTB4. Diversified Portfolio. OSU. Joined June 2019-
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This team will not break 100 next week, but damn I am proud of them for their performance this week.
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We actually live among demons. These people are evil.
We actually live among demons. These people are evil.
Assassinating a dude who isn’t even that far right is fucking insane bro we live among actual demons
I’m forming a hit list.
Smiling through it all. Can’t believe this is my life!
$12 at draftkings sports bar for a vodka Red Bull? #rapedraftkings
I knew this shit would happen the day after we draft. Thug.
Bier stube coming back is like them erecting the One World Trade Center after the twin towers fell.
Is this a ridiculous trio for 9:51PM?
9/11/2001 9:59 AM – The South Tower of the World Trade Center collapses.
The left lane was promised to them 3000 years ago
Big fan of the old Tacoma. But in the rain this shit is actively trying to kill me.
Apple tried to get rid of me (they fucking nuked my old phone and all pictures from the past 4 years) but I’m still fucking here.
Everybody cool with starting the OSU cheating ring? I should funnel my touch of the tism towards something productive I figure.
Doubled my money ($1 -> $2)
Kona Big Wave in South Dakota. I’m culturally aware.
This evening has led me to turning all my historic Venmo’s to private
Shoutout Gonzaga
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Andy “Hog Cranker�... @HogCrankinAndy
77 Followers 165 Following 2 weeks sober | Privileged | Fiji Alum / Ex Pledgemaster | EX Sex Offender | 4.3s 40yd dash | Bag enthusiast | Philanthropist | MBA in Peter
Rex Brawn @HoopsTipsters
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Lord Farquaad @farquaad36280
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Dave “Ripper” Tho... @RipandDipDave
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Steven McStillWater @pineappledrag
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Goone Jenner @missasaxobeat
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Dave Johnson @ZhangZheha3540
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Stan “Stiffy” Wal... @StiffyStan69
99 Followers 117 Following University of Illinois 86’ | Legend with the birds | 1st Team Pong Olympics | Busch Light enthusiast | The Left’s Biggest Hater
Joey “Big Biel” M... @feelslike93wisc
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ja “ grenade” mor... @MorantJa41921
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Liljit1738 @liljit1738
41 Followers 31 Following Pronouns: King/Master | ’99 Professional Rubiks Cube Solver | Mr. Long, Tan & Handsome
Zara Cook @ZCook19203
0 Followers 25 Following 🔥 Get exclusive with me 💋 | Follow my main @sabhayesx for more 🔥 | 18+ Only
Stanley Weeks @stanthemanweeks
124 Followers 126 Following wisconsin sports | degenerate gambler | coors light drinker | single | unemployed
Mr. Peter Millar @petemi11ar
862 Followers 427 Following Ohio State ‘92 | 6x Club Champion| 6.3 handicap | Blocked by Patrick Reed | Ben Griffin Backer | Ryder | .600 College Football Bettor
Jon “Big Red” Wen... @JAddyWenzinger
24 Followers 33 Following Ohio State ‘96 | Former Tuna Merchant | 2021 Mac Jones Believer | Peter Millar Shareholder | Blonde Dabbler | #ATOBTTR
Thomas “Tommy” Tr... @frattyhercules
2K Followers 5K Following I can beat you at shotgunning beer✌🏻𝘂𝘀𝗰 𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗮𝗻𝘀 ‘88 fighton congress winyah hog cranker zyns peter millar george bush etc etc | alt: @fratty_hercules
Zach (8” and Thick)... @SawyerKnowsBall
218 Followers 175 Following Boston Guy | Liquor Store Clerk | Former SAE PCP (got kicked)| Uncle Kracker cover artist | RFK #MAHA | $XRP Owner | Pronouns U.S.A
Trevor Rizzbolt @rizzbolt
12K Followers 1K Following Place finder. Geoguessr Enjoyer. 1310 ELO (updated daily). 🚨I AM NOT TREVOR RAINBOLT🚨
Craig “Box Combo”... @EvanGetAOffense
177 Followers 227 Following I hate the cities of Boston and New York | Ohio University Class of 07’ | #LetEmKnow
Rakeem Christmas tha ... @rakeem_santa
160 Followers 118 Following National Champion | #1 Daniel Sorensen hater
Renée Winslow @Reneevibey
22 Followers 40 Following 30 year-old taxidermist and OB/GYN. tOSU ‘16, ex-women’s rower.
Michelle Jean McIntos... @McintoshJe73690
28 Followers 51 Following tOSU ‘95 - PhD in Bowling Science - Ex Model
heem @normaldude12472
375 Followers 290 Following
Jack Knauf @JackKnauf13
275 Followers 199 Following Rarri pulled up Ferris Bueller. 2018 fantasy football champ. Awarded Least Corrupt Fantasy Football Commissioner 7 years running. Jays & OH
Cornelius “Corn” ... @uncminaturIII
913 Followers 749 Following Everyone’s unc! | I love newports | I love butt | 73 years young |Redline Disciples ✡️| 7 inches | ΩΨΦ | Howard ‘67 | SOUTHSIDE!! | Snowbunnies HML DMs open📲💸
real @aadoniscreed
89 Followers 183 Following
William (Big Willy) B... @bigwillybrooks
189 Followers 137 Following 1x like Sig Nu doer | Typa guy that leads the fastbreak |
Zach Cozart @zachcozart2
374 Followers 271 Following Scarlet and Gray| Aspiring Pledge master | 1x Aephi Date party attendee | Player Comp Greyson Allen
Gregory “Dry Streak... @gregthevirg
351 Followers 301 Following Buckeye | Phi Psi Social 97’ | 3x Aphi formal date | Alcoholism Advocate | Parents for Hazing Activist
Kevin “Gooch” Ram... @dickhead672408
7 Followers 27 Following Golfer.Avid Fisherman. Ball Knower. Zynthusiast
Dave “Ripper” Tho... @RipandDipDave
149 Followers 144 Following Penn State ‘82 Rathskeller Forever #MAGA 🇺🇸 Chew enthusiast 37% Beers Boys Boobs WeAre
Bucky “Buck”Mille... @BuckyMill7
324 Followers 175 Following Blue Mountains, Birds, Pink Floyd, Lackawanna ‘96
Mr. President @j1mmybuckets
350 Followers 424 Following Retired streameast veteran. Klay thompson like jumper. Roll Tide.
Cam “Perico” Brad... @CamPericoBrady
617 Followers 514 Following Busch enthusiast, Raw Milk Enjoyer, Ski expert, Merger and Acquisitions, 315lb bench, 220(Lean)lbs, 6’3 ft. UC 73’ 🦜🦜🦜 🤙🤙🤙 mejorar la raza
Hamilton Chimpanzee @hamchimpanzee
38 Followers 34 Following hoo hoo hah ooh ha hoo ha ha ha hoo hoo hoo hoo hah hah ha hah
Joey “Big Biel” M... @feelslike93wisc
35 Followers 76 Following First Time, Long Time | Michelob Amberbock Appreciator | UW-Platteville 04’ 🛫🛬 tOSU 11’ |
Mr Lahey @Draco9757964729
5 Followers 3 Following
Todd Flounder @FlounderTodd
129 Followers 67 Following Kenny Powers, White powders, Brock bowers, Lakers in 5
Stan “Stiffy” Wal... @StiffyStan69
99 Followers 117 Following University of Illinois 86’ | Legend with the birds | 1st Team Pong Olympics | Busch Light enthusiast | The Left’s Biggest Hater
Blake Andrews? @snakesandrews
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Liljit1738 @liljit1738
41 Followers 31 Following Pronouns: King/Master | ’99 Professional Rubiks Cube Solver | Mr. Long, Tan & Handsome
Stanley Weeks @stanthemanweeks
124 Followers 126 Following wisconsin sports | degenerate gambler | coors light drinker | single | unemployed
Jon “Big Red” Wen... @JAddyWenzinger
24 Followers 33 Following Ohio State ‘96 | Former Tuna Merchant | 2021 Mac Jones Believer | Peter Millar Shareholder | Blonde Dabbler | #ATOBTTR
Kenny Da Ponte @cantguardkennyd
100 Followers 142 Following Father of 2 adopted children. Wash U St. Louis Class of ‘93. Scottrade Stock Broker. Organ Donor, Carpet Connoisseur, Sports Fan. #WeSleepInMay
CleBuckeye @CleBuckeye23
22K Followers 8K Following Ohio State & Cleveland Sports | College Football 24/7 | Browns | Guardians | Cavs | #GoBucks
Craig “Box Combo”... @EvanGetAOffense
177 Followers 227 Following I hate the cities of Boston and New York | Ohio University Class of 07’ | #LetEmKnow
Renée Winslow @Reneevibey
22 Followers 40 Following 30 year-old taxidermist and OB/GYN. tOSU ‘16, ex-women’s rower.
Michelle Jean McIntos... @McintoshJe73690
28 Followers 51 Following tOSU ‘95 - PhD in Bowling Science - Ex Model
Stark “slickback”... @Birdass_
182 Followers 74 Following Part-time ball knower | Full-time flight risk | FUCK VACASA | Republican | Felon | Class of 08’ | Dyslexic
will “yah” jerkit @Bigmiketython
63 Followers 107 Following 3x beer die champion | 7th year pledge master | triple major | pro 2nd amendment | 2x AA champion
Thad “The Hammer”... @GretzkyJim14
122 Followers 136 Following Empl*yed | 4387 Chipotle points | 🐐🏠| Keystone Sponsorship
AC_2.0 @AC690
586 Followers 474 Following
Daily Random NFL Play... @DailyRandomNFL
143 Followers 120 Following Higgins got robbed at the pylon. Blocked by Ryan Clark. TMZ Intern Summer 2025. 1x feature on ESPN. 1x Chris Fowler DM receiver. 1x mistaken for Arch Manning
Jeffrey Anderson Fan ... @highkneesref
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Schlomo Glickstein @bigmoneycowboy
196 Followers 70 Following very well connected | major player in the industry
Jenny Foley @JennyFoley98797
225 Followers 4K Following
Peter Pubert Smith @peterpubert
33 Followers 76 Following TOSU graduate🎓& Theta Chi Alum🔥/Owner of small business and Edging specialist #nogoon
Slim Lahey @jimlahey_liquor
9 Followers 14 Following Lim Jahey at your cervix. 3x IATPTPSAATPS award winner. Liquor fears me, cheers genitals!
Gary Gagnè @GGags_
187 Followers 233 Following Extra white rice, both beans, double chicken, green salsa, extra corn, sour cream, cheese, vinaigrette
Clyde Turpin @clydeturp1n
129 Followers 128 Following fellow 85 resider / euchre enthusiast / cavs ‘25 NBA champs / gettin paper
Pobby Bortis - Nurse @bobbyrelish1
78 Followers 48 Following occasional blackout. most nights are a couple casuals turn into a yap.
Harry "Horndawg" Long... @HLongkox
43 Followers 120 Following ΚΔΡ Pledge Master at THE Ohio State universiry. #1 Ranked PFP Gooner in the UGC. #Unconsentual #YoungRichandHorny
Dihhmeatrious Johnson @demetrious32063
25 Followers 82 Following 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️MAP (Minor Attracted Person) #1 Stimulant Consumer at OSU
Matt “Big D” Dong... @BigPPDaddy69420
4K Followers 2K Following Alabama ‘98 ΠΚΑ | Body Count: 47.5 | #treadmill | Fat Girls Need Love Too | Trojan Condom Hater | Johnson
Cuman Jizzwood @CumanJizzwood
17 Followers 55 Following OSU’s finest white boy, 4.5 avg huzz per weekend (0.5 is a little person), oh and 8 inches and thick so fuck with meTrends for United States
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