@bearspeaks Is that a skateboard in pic 2? Seems far too dynamic.
@AbrazoHouse Someone else's skateboard? Or, more likely, an Aspirational Mid-Life Skateboard. Used once, twisted ankle and therapy (discontinued)
@bearspeaks Aspirational Mid-Life Skateboard is the name of the band he once started with some mates (had three rehearsals before breaking up cos they couldn't be arsed)
@bearspeaks Of course, Lack of Action Man was what his mates dubbed him because of his persistent lack of girlfriends (which was one motivation for his starting the band, but in the end he realised it was just too much hassle with very little chance of success)
@bearspeaks This unexciting saga could continue indefinitely, but I have to hang up the washing now then return a hoover to LIDL