TheAbsoluteBeefcake @AbsoluteBeef
Addicted to candy and exercise. Sunshine powers my soul. New regrets every day. Dallas, TX Joined July 2016-
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Just spent $25 at Five Guys in the name of research. I now feel terrible.
If you see an adult thinking hard while counting using their fingers there is an 80% chance they're making a haiku
Accidentally bought jam instead of jelly Trying to figure out the difference but everyone is catching attitude when I ask
I love this video. This is pretty much the 2017 version of Rookie of the year #CastAway instagram.com/p/BY36uyYB6w3/
Texas: Hurricane Harvey was the worst disaster in decades Florida: Hold my beer #HurricaneIrma #IrmaGerdaHurricern
Huge. I Don't
Sadly millions of people across the country tomorrow are going to be talking about HBO's documentary "The Definite Ones" #TheDefiantOnes
Flat tires are a simple fix, unless of course you don't have a jack in your truck #2hourslater
I never feel more like an out of touch stepdad than when an Apple Store employee is trying to explain the inner workings of my phone
Rolling up Christmas, Kwanza, Hannukah, and Festivus into one happy blackout. #ChristmasPubCrawl in New Orleans only hours away.
Sometimes dogs have it pretty good instagram.com/p/BNAGiYIDM81/
Can't wait to leave Pennington and develop binge eating disorder. 8 more days.
Fiery wisdom inbound. Myself and fellow MANcationer Vincent start an opinion series. elevatedbro.com/truth-and-just…
What do you call a guy who tells terrible stories in the jungle? A wild bore
Two weeks left at Pennington. That ass is getting tighter every day. Also I'm hungry. elevatedbro.com/human-test-sub…
So Long Les Miles, We'll Miss You a Little. A 12 year tenure comes to an expected end at LSU.elevatedbro.com/so-long-les-mi…
Winger knew Les Miles was getting fired before anyone else, that's why they wrote "Miles Away" youtube.com/watch?v=JMKPQK…
They let us mix it up and participate in the Doc's Dash 5k at Pennington today. Did a personal… instagram.com/p/BKvoHyShZ70/
Forrest Gump is declared academically ineligible to play for Alabama. Roll Credits. #UnexpectedFilmTwists
SusannaBronte @9t60kNCI9440K
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Jenny @Pear2861433496
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Etlaqo @Etlaqo53826
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Rairpsi @RairpsiSALh
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CarolineHenry @OnRW69OukSKc7
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Whoever’s Younger @whoeversyounger
151 Followers 323 Following Welcome to Whoever's Younger, we are changing the political landscape one sticker (or magnet) at a time!
USA 1st Always @kenbataan2010
37 Followers 1K Following Original purpose was to live tweet the Bataan Memorial Death March. Now, I follow topics of great interest to me.
Harb @Harbwire
21 Followers 96 Following BSC crypto #tacocat! (https://t.co/YXw46mpsQc) Also in $MEPAD(https://t.co/1mL9TKy0DF) $GIFT (https://t.co/UIq55RSYyo) and $THOREUM and $SURGE (https://t.co/0JTKoST4Ix)
Benjamin Bala @dasbootx
83 Followers 553 Following Chiropractor and game enthusiast. Beautiful children, amazing wife, spectacular jawline. (he/him)
Oracle of Broadmoor @WewanttoplayCFB
23 Followers 424 Following Just here to troll the CFB Media trying to cancel football and all sports
Cling Clang @ClingityClang
14 Followers 52 Following Dad, Football Aficionado, Gamer, Trivia Mogul. Living on cruise control.
DrWhiskeyB @WhiskeyBen77
198 Followers 649 Following Living the dream one day at a time. #GoPokes #GeauxTigers
Planet Nutrition @PlanetNutrition
51 Followers 662 Following Planet Nutrition is your destination for the industry's best nutritional supplements, multi-vitamins, snacks, and more.
Luke Bowman @LukeBowman
21 Followers 36 Following
Megan Gabriell @megan_Gabriell
1K Followers 4K Following yogini, musician, and artist. Instagram: flowerphunk snapchat: mgabriell
CJ @cjenni66
175 Followers 2K Following @LSU graduate. Geaux Tigers! Outdoors and on the move. Early Adopter. Save the 3rd Coast. 🏳️🌈.
Donna Marie @donnamiracle
9 Followers 67 Following
KAZYS @KAZYS14
3 Followers 72 Following
Aaron Carmouche @AaronCarmouche
7 Followers 21 Following
Kelli @KelliS_211
116 Followers 684 Following Assistant Athletics Director at Temple University for Creative Services. Watching sports and getting paid. Tweets are my own.
Paul Richard @thepaulsrichard
58 Followers 252 Following
Jennifer Mead @jenmeadWCCO
107 Followers 221 Following Assignment Editor @WCCO. US Air Force and Iraq War veteran. University of Minnesota grad. Minneapolitan for life.
Matthew Weitz @MatthewWeitz1
32 Followers 266 Following
Ryan Vrabel @MrVrabel
118 Followers 169 Following Proud husband and father to the most perfect angels. Proud member of the AT&T Mid-Atlantic family. All opinions are my own.
Carter A. Kelly @CarterAKelly
91 Followers 67 Following
jb @Jbalego
77 Followers 1K Following
Meaghan Kennedy Carne... @MeaghanKarissa
178 Followers 287 Following
Colin Mix @cmmixx
76 Followers 97 Following
that Krissy @krissymmurphy
6K Followers 4K Following just call me madame president of the @thirty20eight fan club | podcast sommelier | lots of typos | 🏃♀️ | #GoCougs
ryan @villanry
147 Followers 298 Following Lover of live music, sports, craft beer, & death metal▫️ Drummer▫️ #DCU #ALLCAPS #cyclONEnation ▫️ @DrJessG is my better half
Douglas Earl @pinkfairyprince
87 Followers 930 Following I like the Chiefs, and that hurts my heart. I have a dream to see a game at every FBS stadium. Current count: 53.
Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson
16.7M Followers 2 Following
unusual_whales @unusual_whales
2.5M Followers 2K Following Stocks/Options/Crypto/Market News/Tools. Not advice @Polymarket partner Open a tastytrade account: https://t.co/wGf2ZdlpzY Discord: https://t.co/0xJ9e0Zr98 More: https://t.co/nsxZlPUsA4
Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld_
3.1M Followers 997 Following ClownWorld™ 🤡🌎 The freakshow is real. We just hit upload. DM for credit ✉️ | removal ❌
The CODEW @tcodew
1K Followers 840 Following The CODEW focuses on the fast-moving world of Tech M&A. It also features high-value information on business software, SaaS, and other tech-related topics.
FinSMEs @finSMEs
7K Followers 4K Following FinSMEs - The Forbes 100 NewsBlog about Venture Capital Deals and News
Defiant L’s @DefiantLs
1.6M Followers 182 Following Exposing hypocrisy, one day at a time. | DM submissions
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
109.5M Followers 53 Following 45th & 47th President of the United States of America🇺🇸
Dave Weasel @DaveWeasel
474K Followers 15K Following 5x Billboard comedy chart topper. slightly more active on IG: daveweasel @valleyboyspod "verified since September 2016" don't come at me
ryan @villanry
147 Followers 298 Following Lover of live music, sports, craft beer, & death metal▫️ Drummer▫️ #DCU #ALLCAPS #cyclONEnation ▫️ @DrJessG is my better half
Ryan Vrabel @MrVrabel
118 Followers 169 Following Proud husband and father to the most perfect angels. Proud member of the AT&T Mid-Atlantic family. All opinions are my own.
RockPaperBooks @rockpaperbooks
92 Followers 34 Following Republishing the classics with modern cover art.
Jake Cantrell @JakeCantrell5
2 Followers 0 Following
Dave Long @drlong4
5 Followers 8 Following
Colin Mix @cmmixx
76 Followers 97 Following
Aaron Carmouche @aaron_carmouche
15 Followers 22 Following
John Delgado @JohnDelgadoBR
675 Followers 392 Following
Scott Crousillac @ScottCrousillac
3K Followers 226 Following Ph.D. Biological Sciences. LSU. Distinguished Lecturer and Senior Instructor.
Zano Tweets @ZanoTweets
53 Followers 477 Following
Douglas Earl @pinkfairyprince
87 Followers 930 Following I like the Chiefs, and that hurts my heart. I have a dream to see a game at every FBS stadium. Current count: 53.
Tim @novowels4
70 Followers 204 Following
Ali Bagbey⁷ ⟭⟬ @AliBagbey
64 Followers 322 Following Heels, nails, blade, mascara/Fit check for my napalm era
that Krissy @krissymmurphy
6K Followers 4K Following just call me madame president of the @thirty20eight fan club | podcast sommelier | lots of typos | 🏃♀️ | #GoCougs
Nicholas Robichaux @NRobichaux
95 Followers 265 Following interested in discovery, kayak fishing, the outdoors, competition, cartography, great ideas, good people, travel, delicious food etc...
dmautz @dmautz
69 Followers 14 Following Software and Data Engineer - Embracing AI in all things - @stayregularioTrends for United States
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