Absolute Denial @AbsoluteDenial
I teach DUI classes in Florida. I hear some funny shit. ***2015 update: I have a second job at a jail. Fuck. My. Life. Sunny Florida Joined April 2013-
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"I don't understand why I can't sell marijuana. This is America. Capitalism. Get some." #Murica
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Tony the Crackhead is real (see tweet 4/19/13). It was like meeting the Tooth Fairy. #crackisgrrrrrrreat
"I never fucked my sister. Our parents were only married for a year. She's not my sister. Anymore." #floritucky #keepitinthefamily
"I don't have a drug problem, I said I did to avoid prison." Whatdya do? "Robbed a 7/11" #stickwithdrugs #badboysbadboys
"I ain't no alcoholic. I'm just here cuz I was homeless from drinking." #willworkforbeer #dui #florida
"My kids drivin me batshit crazy, cookin meth on my damn shake and bake pans. Pork chops taste funny now." #southerncookin #dui #florida
@RezVica thanks for all the RT's! #FloridaLove
"My probation officer said I could drink as long as I don't get drunk." (Who's your PO?) "I forgot her name." #dumbnesia #florida #dui
Upon asking my class of 20 to divide into 2 groups of 10- "how many of us are there?" #mathrocks #useyourtoes #yourbrainondrugs #florida
"Jimbo not comin tonight. His ass home eating #mushrooms watching #Avatar. Lucky fuck has it on Blu-ray, too." #justsayno #florida #smh
"I drink alone because the drunk people don't want me around anymore. Is that bad?" #alcohol #blackballed #sorrynotsorry #florida #dui
"Hey man you can lemme finish early before moms day? Me and my moms always smoke #weed on moms day." #familytradition #rolemodel #florida
"Sheila say she ain't talkin today. Her ass ain't put her damn teeth in. Please don't make her talk, she ugly as fuck." #deliverance #smile
No class again til 3... Will RT any shout outs with a #followback hash, or RT your favorite quote for a shout out til 3. #shoutout
"Keep coughin and my damn throat on fire. Keep eatin Tums but they ain't even helpin. Dunno why." (I do). #misdiagnosed #confused #tumtumtum
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