AbsolutelyDrunk @AbsolutelyDrunk
Joined September 2015-
Tweets20
-
Followers8
-
Following114
-
Likes0
Khloe Kardashian is proof that getting plastic surgery, losing a shit ton of weight and being wealthy makes your life better.
I don't understand how people are so excited about Fridays, like, is that the day you get your Xanax refill?
This weekend I've been really committed to my health. I've been eating all the bad food in my house...so it's not there later obvi!
For once, I'd like to see Benedict Cumberbatch play someone dumb, like really reeeeally stupid. Fucking elitist...
Don't get me wrong, I like going to the gym, I just like smoking and drinking more.
I'm just like you!Uh, no bitch, I live in my parent's partially finished basement my dad made out of plasterboard 40 years ago while drunk.
If you can't eat a @ChipsAhoy cookie in one bite, I don't want to be friends.
Shout out to a hard worker. Making sure nobody does something they aren't supposed to and the timeline is on point.Thank you birth control!!
For when you really wanna fuck up your kids... brit.co/iisa-frank-tar…
Tinder with porn on in the back may be the perfect combo
Confucius say: drink with many different groups and you will never look like an alcoholic.
My new plan before dates is to listen to oldies music. It makes me want to skip and hold hands instead of take my clothes off and grind...
For some reason he unmatched me... #tinder #whyme #hestoocool #dgaf #thisiswhyimsingle
Yeah, I salad. #salad #ranch #croutons #thereslettuceinthere #dgaf
Tonight at the bar: I let a girl cut an uneven piece of my hair with her pocket knife. #iwishiwasmakingthisup #classy #gangsta #scalping
Do you ever swipe right just to see how ridiculous the conversation will be?...yeah, me neither. #tinder #singleproblems #doyouownamirror
Almost drank my clear nail polish, thinking it was a tequila shot. #wishiwasmakingthisup #winning #nailpolish #tequila #dontbejel
Is it Monday yet? Are normal people washing their cars on there lunch breaks? Hosing and scrubbing as best they can in skirts and suits?
Reheated tacos...such is my life...
You know that feeling when you wake up naked on someone's pleather couch drenched in sweat? #weekdays #ithappens #thatstotallynormal
Bobbi Bows @BobbiBows
563 Followers 3K Following Bobbi Bows is a hair accessory line focused on modern interchangeable hairbows made by women in Chicago. We Ship WorldWide! #HowDoYouBow
Funtex NY @Funtex_NY
510 Followers 3K Following One of the largest wholesaler & retailer of spandex fabrics. (646) 340-3300
Meep The Bird @meepthabird
431 Followers 2K Following Puppy Bowl Fanatic #PuppyBowl #BigBird #Alwayskeepit100 #OG
Couture New York @NY_SewCouture
3K Followers 2K Following The hottest fashion trends from NYC and beyond. #couture #nyfashion
Christopher Straub Co... @TheStraubStore
946 Followers 4K Following •Fashion Accessories •Inside-Out Critters •Children's Books + Plush Toys
alfy Amaral @BraunMaryana
178 Followers 2K Following Husband, Social media guy, Black lab fan, Apple Fanboy, Apple Campus Store Manager, Long time photographer
RoseVonBrownLongLegsT... @MrPigglesWorth3
188 Followers 249 Following The daily Twitter of the RoseVonBrownLongLegsThe4the sister of Piggles after we lost our little man. Follow along for the adventures of 🌹 #BoxersOfTwitter
Survive Keto @SurviveKeto
184 Followers 300 Following Survive Keto is the ultimate source for keto tips, information, recommendations and more! #keto
nothing_ @Keto_Me
25K Followers 7K Following
alex price @alexpriceactor
7K Followers 92 Following https://t.co/F4lZaqNC4v father brown @bbc original Draco Malfoy in @HPPlayLdn @HPPlayNyc
Alexis Ren @AlexisRen
1.2M Followers 2K Following
Single Girl Problems @snglegrlprblms
81K Followers 2K Following No, really, I'm fine. Do you have any wine? https://t.co/yhULQcwIa8 IG: snglegrlprblms BUSINESS CONTACT: [email protected]
Pretty Girl Problems @PrettyGrlProb
63K Followers 69 Following Being beautiful isn't always easy. Instagram: @prettygrlprob [email protected]
Women's Humor @womenshumor
898K Followers 4 Following The official page for @WomensHumor - Tweets made for a woman.
The Business of Fashi... @BoF
1.7M Followers 941 Following The leading global media and intelligence company for the fashion, beauty and luxury industries. Serving 125,000+ members across 190 countries.
The Cut @TheCut
1.6M Followers 4K Following Style. Self. Culture. Power. Subscribe to the Cut newsletter: https://t.co/VfZEZql4Pt Subscribe to New York for more: https://t.co/1OtjTJftYM
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
11.7M Followers 474 Following Go pre-order my new album "Seth MacFarlane Sings The Muppets" out September 18!
900 North Michigan Sh... @900shops
7K Followers 3K Following FASHION. FOOD. ART: A curated collection of shopping, dining, & entertainment . Hours: Mon-Sat 11-6pm | Sun 12-6pm .
Michigan Avenue @michiganavemag
16K Followers 2K Following Covering Chicago’s most incredible people, events, fashion, health & beauty, dining & more. Sign up for exclusive offers⬇️ https://t.co/OhmziZCHJo
Proenza Schouler @proenzaschouler
406K Followers 689 Following Proenza Schouler is a New York based womenswear and accessories brand founded in 2002 by designers Jack McCollough and Lazaro Hernandez.
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
111.8M Followers 53 Following 45th & 47th President of the United States of America🇺🇸
Melville House @melvillehouse
71K Followers 2K Following Melville House is an independent publisher based in:
Slutty Girl Problems @sluttygrlprobs
173K Followers 819 Following Pleasure-rooted. Shame-free. Soul-deep 👄 ✨Trauma-informed intimacy for soft-hearted rebels ⬇️ Somatic coaching + doula care (abortion/miscarriage) by @lorraejo
Refinery29 @Refinery29
1.4M Followers 2K Following We cover news, fashion, beauty, entertainment, wellness, and more. 📝
Kelly Cutrone @kellycutrone
132K Followers 1K Following CEO PEOPLE'S REVOLUTION, NY TIMES BEST SELLING AUTHOR, LOVER OF BLACK
Chi FashionIncubator @FashionINCbator
3K Followers 2K Following Chicago Fashion Incubator at Macy's on State Street NFP. Resources, workspace, and mentoring for Chicago designers including a designer in residency program.
Justin @shitmydadsays
1.9M Followers 1 Following Author of Shit My Dad Says and, coming May 15th, my new book I Suck At Girls. My dad's in it, don't worry. This account is where I publish the shit that he says
AKIRA @shopAKIRA
11K Followers 290 Following Styles for the risk takers & trend setters. Find us on Instagram @shopAKIRA.
Andy Cohen @Andy
3.6M Followers 398 Following Dad,Host,Prdcr,5x NYT bstslg Author 📺: #WWHL #RHOC #RHOA #RHONY #RHOBH #RHONJ #RHOP #RHOSLC #RHOM #RHUGT #CNNNYE 📻 :@RadioAndytweets @andyskikilounge
NYLON @NylonMag
996K Followers 1K Following
Lindsay Lohan @lindsaylohan
6.5M Followers 627 Following Building, creating, mothering 💛 Count My Lies coming 🔜 Return to You filming now!
Moto Restaurant @moto_restaurant
9K Followers 7K Following Rediscovering American ingredients with a modernist flare. For reservations email [email protected] or call (312) 491-0088.
Size Sister @SizeSister
24K Followers 43 Following
Andrew Zimmern @andrewzimmern
1.3M Followers 15K Following Emmy & James Beard award-winning TV personality, chef, writer & teacher. Watch Wild Game Kitchen on Tastemade. Sign up for Spilled Milk on Substack at the link.
HolgaDirect @HolgaDirect
12K Followers 12K Following The Online Resource and Store for Holga Camera's and Accessories
The REMIX @REMIXchicago
3K Followers 923 Following The REMIX is what RedEye looks like after dark. Besides spotlighting fun events and promotions, expect music, nightlife and lifestyle content. And randomness.
Threadless @threadless
1.5M Followers 535K Following 👕 Unique designs by the Threadless artist community. 🛍 Need help with an order? → @threadhelp 🎨 Want to sell your art online? → https://t.co/MdimpQBI5s
Melissa Shoes @shoesmelissa
16K Followers 450 Following We bring into the routine designs from celebrated names in fashion, art and design. Melissa makes plastic extraordinary. #MelissaShoes
tarte cosmetics @tartecosmetics
856K Followers 457 Following shop the NEW CC color-correcting tinted serum NOW ✨ Female Founder & CEO @itsmaureenkelly 🏆#1 Mascara Brand 🏆#1 Concealer
Longchamp @Longchamp
20K Followers 139 Following Longchamp - an optimistic & independent Parisian fashion house, since 1948 - creating true & beautiful objects to embrace life with style.
Oscar de la Renta @OscardelaRenta
392K Followers 399 Following Reporting from inside the house of Oscar de la Renta, established in 1965. https://t.co/wCpoYcmYm9
Tracy Reese @Tracy_Reese
16K Followers 318 Following The Official Twitter Page of Designer Tracy Reese
Jill Stuart @JillStuart
7K Followers 603 Following An insider reporting live from the Jill Stuart headquarters. Follow for a glimpse into Jill's world.
Marc Jacobs @marcjacobs
7.4M Followers 1K Following
Reem Acra @Reem_Acra
26K Followers 560 Following Where the trend begins & tradition continues. #ReemAcra
Metro Weird @Metro_Weird
4K Followers 1K Following Bringing you the best bizarre news stories from around the globeTrends for United States
You might like
