Andrew Phillips @Abstractals

A snark-fueled digital artist, shouting into the void. Would that it twerr so simple. In the epic saga of my extraordinary life, I am the unreliable narrator. abstractals.com Edmonton, Alberta Joined June 2009

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Andrew Phillips @Abstractals

2 years ago

The best time to quit Twitter was 500 days ago. The second-best time is right now.

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2 years ago

I gifted a fellow artist a giant, circular archival canvas I’d made and they made a Jackson Pollack out of it. 🖌️🎨

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2 years ago

𝗦𝗔𝗠𝗦𝗨𝗡𝗚: THE PRINTER OF MY DISCONTENT™

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2 years ago

I am not particularly interested in your epistemic prowess on matters that fall outside the scope of your area of expertise.

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2 years ago

The #costco in #RedDeer was giving out samples of enormous BBQ chicken drumsticks and chicken wings today. You could make, like, three circuits around the store and practically eat a whole chicken.

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2 years ago

That @brittlestar guy is one of the rare breed of modern YouTubers who, on some deep existential level, looks like he’s doing all his comedy bits at gunpoint.

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2 years ago

I’m not going to judge it until it’s finished, but holy crap does this season of ‘True Detective’ happen super fast. Folks travel to distant Arctic locations before breakfast, and every event in the story has happened in the past four days.

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2 years ago

If you were to say the word 'fake' in Pig Latin, wouldn't it be 'ache-fey'? What the flying donut is Kayfabe?

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2 years ago

Vladimir Jankélévitch claimed that the deepest apprehension of music comes from 𝑑𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔 it. Even at levels of enactment as humble as tapping one's feet or humming a breath.

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2 years ago

If I ever hit a deer on one of my many trips to Calgary, it won’t be because I didn’t see the deer. It will be because I was temporarily flash-blinded by some stupid overpowered LED headlights.

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2 years ago

I've never seen a single episode, but I remain convinced that #SchittsCreek was only produced for the subsequent CBC-sponsored cringoid "memes". I suspect the actual episodes don't even have recognizable narratives.

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2 years ago

I kind of like this new / old YouTube aesthetic of remixing 80s songs so they sound like they're playing in an empty abandoned mall. youtube.com/watch?v=w76t36…

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2 years ago

Now we know Jodie Foster was almost Princess Leia, we need to find out who was almost Capt. Jean-Luc Picard.

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2 years ago

In the first, like, thirty seconds of the new Aquaman movie, a 𝒔𝒆𝒂𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒆 whinnies.

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2 years ago

Every time someone uses the term 'radio silence', my brain immediately starts looping the Thomas Dolby song from his Golden Age Of Wireless album.

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2 years ago

Whenever you lose something that you “put away,” start keeping it in the very first place you started looking for it.

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2 years ago

youtu.be/U4n_8R5lKnw

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2 years ago

Alexa, play 'The Hymn of Acxiom'.

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2 years ago

Huh. Someone in Bardstown, Kentucky wants to gain access to my LinkedIn account quite badly.

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2 years ago

I want to hear from you, down in the comments below: Are all requests for audience engagement meant to goose an algorithm, or are some of them actually authentic? /s