Professor Rowan @ActuallyScience
60 years and i still. why do pokemon evolve? bar Joined December 2012-
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This account isn’t being deleted, but won’t be used again. Don’t follow/tweet at it and expect any activity. You can consider it dead or w/e
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pfffft what the fuck are ultra beats??????????
gods where’s the science around these parts…. gotta…. keep my grants….
hu…. UHH?! God dammit, get me some evolutions! What are we talking about!!
meag evolutions are shit their just more CONUZING
i celebrate american thanksgiving all november, so i bulk buy mulled wine and mimosa ingredients and avoid my family
none of my collies cal me anymore because they all think I’m an unsocial drunk
i dunt want new attention here because then crasher wake it going to update his look
remember everything you do is a stage in evolution of bupkis and fart crap
just like people and everything they do look at me I only think about evolution and that's another word for things being dumb differently
pokemon are pathetic in their first form, pointless in their middle form and and all that but also full of poo at the final evolution. All
people say think that when I say "paper panes" I mean cute planes with labeartory files but I actually mean the alcohol drink
doesmyhair become grey because my pokemon suckand dont listen?Evoltuion
dying is kind of like an devolution. dying of aold age. what about other things that change people and pokemon like loneliens or futility
oh god ive been studding baby pokemon for the last year and i fogrot i specialize in evolution not babies
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