Confused Relative @AddledRelative

Thumbs for Patrick! Congratulations Meredith! hope the kids are good!22ed f ^& Bob? Bob are you in there? is anybody listening to me 931 dd//. A lonely home Joined November 2017

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Confused Relative @AddledRelative

5 years ago

There's rats in the Chili!!!!!

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Confused Relative @AddledRelative

5 years ago

This virus is HOAX! KIDS!!! Run around, touch the old people! Especially Muriel, that ruffian!

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Confused Relative @AddledRelative

7 years ago

Every inch of your person, there's a universe.

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Cher @cher

7 years ago

I’m sure I put on 500 lbs In the last 2 days

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Confused Relative @AddledRelative

7 years ago

I store my pineapple juice in my cankles.

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Confused Relative @AddledRelative

7 years ago

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Confused Relative @AddledRelative

7 years ago

Abdicate me you damn tootin' ingrates! Go ahead try me!

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Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain

7 years ago

During the commercial breaks for “FRIENDS” , the entire cast would chant “Hail Satan...Hail Satan..” little known fact. I saw it the internets.

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Confused Relative @AddledRelative

7 years ago

I'm scared of growing a butt nose!

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Confused Relative @AddledRelative

7 years ago

Halloween is near. I love hiding bits of glass in the homemade cookies I hand out. Just can't choose between trick or treat when the kids ask.

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Confused Relative @AddledRelative

7 years ago

I spilled soup on me. Can I sue?

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Confused Relative @AddledRelative

7 years ago

Give it up Courtney. No 'nice guys' are going out of their way to find you in your dumb hat.

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Confused Relative @AddledRelative

7 years ago

I was told by Ethel that dissecting my severe skin rash at the the dinner table was an eyesore. My sewing needle gave that blind wench a real eye sore to complain about.