Aditya Perswal @AdityaPerswal
half the time I can't tell if I'm awake or not Joined June 2020-
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Should I stop trading stocks and go to trading VHS tapes instead?
I went from listening to sad indian music to classical music and to now listening to white noise.... When will I be okay with just.... silence?
Jon - "Sometimes I say stupid [stuff] to confuse people so that they are in as much pain trying to understand what I said as I am whenever I have to think"
Theories need to stop being named after people and instead named what they are used for. No more Newton's laws but instead "Law of how things go up, down and sideways"
I think I like grapes a little too much, there is a 0.9589 coefficient of covariance between the number of grapes I eat and how happy I am
Sometimes I will look at the data analytics behind my tweet viewership and act like a small business trying to see how to engage my audience (7) more.
There should be a Twitter GPA to grade banger tweets
The Twitter font for the number 0 is lowkey awful. Too many UI designers fired
I just dropped a whole Parle G into my mom's chai when she wasn't looking, hiding under my bed. Don't call don't text.
"How many tweets does it take to get to the center of Twitter?" - Mr. Owl
Herbician - A doctor that brings dying plants back to life
Used the 5 stages of grief as an icebreaker yesterday, gonna bring every consultant to acceptance!
I wish I was a plant. Being solar powered would make me so much more productive
Can't log in to my Instagram, now what am I supposed to do once I have scrolled TikTok and YouTube Shorts for hours? No more Instagram Reels!! Guess Snapchat Spotlight it is then...
Anto Michael @BoringAnto
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Jonathan Raymond @TrashCap0
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Pathaan @pathanafag653
11 Followers 32 Following At least pessi isn’t playing in the camel league… oh wait 🐐 I @clippers fan
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Alexander Fogel @alexander_fogel
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Capital One @CapitalOne
264K Followers 313 Following At Capital One, we’re on a mission to change banking for good. https://t.co/0fUJILJ1lO
Alex Hormozi @AlexHormozi
630K Followers 108 Following Day Job: I invest and scale companies at https://t.co/gQN7OehYd2 | Co-Owner, Skool. Side Hustle: I make content showing how we do it. Grab my new book here ⬇️
Pathaan @pathanafag653
11 Followers 32 Following At least pessi isn’t playing in the camel league… oh wait 🐐 I @clippers fan
Alexander Fogel @alexander_fogel
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Elon Musk @elonmusk
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No more hours of video editing. ChatGPT can now create a video commercial with the script, voice-over, music and everything with just two prompts. I will show you how in 4 easy steps 👇
it has come to my attention that i am annoying. i am sorry.
sometimes i’m genuinely scared that i peaked in 8th grade
sometimes my mom will just text me "hug" when she wants to give me a hug
screaming crying throwing up this is so cute
Sometimes I go on Zillow and look at homes to buy and pin them for later and every time they are bought I get sad as if I was just about to buy the $2 million dollar house in Long Grove next to Jon and can't now.
what if you came over and like,,, quizzed me on sufficient and necessary conditions for the lsat 🍆🙏😔
poli sci class but it's just 1 hour of quiet time to read the newspaper
@AdityaPerswal it's saying bless you to yourself after you sneeze
i forgot to put in deodorant today I'm about to unmake a lot of friends
it's once again giving jon and adi
Toad sat and did nothing. Frog sat with him.
it's giving jon and adi
Frog and Toad sat on the porch, feeling sad together.
no one is stopping bridgerton season 2 from having a garba as a ball
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