Afghan Humor™ @AfghanHumor
Official Afghan Humor Twitter Account Eating Mantu Joined April 2013-
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Back home you see more men holding hands on the street than couples.
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This year I'm going to drink less chai. Sike.
For Christmas my mother bought me a new pair of chaplacks.
Afghans have many choices when it comes to choosing a career. 1) Doctor 2)Doctor 3) Nurse 4) Doctor 5) Engineer 6) Doctor 7) Doctor
Make your boo Mantu and they'll be like...
Afghan moms tell other parents how their kids are so great but yell at them and get mad over the littlest things.. OK.
My Afghan red carpets are way better than the ones celebrities walk on. Just because mine is from Afghanistan. And they are so stylish.
My mom cleans even when there is nothing to clean.
Asking an Afghan if they drink chai is like asking a white girl if she drinks Starbucks.
*Every time I do something wrong* My Parents: You're too 'Americanized'.
EVERY single Afghan dish has onions and A LOT of oil. Don't @ me.
My parents happen to name all my siblings before they get to mine... And that's when they are trying to call me. Wow.
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