Aidan Moffat @AidanJohnMoffat
"Flat, out of tune, and rambling like a drunk on a Saturday night." aidanjohnmoffat.bandcamp.com/music Glasgow, Scotland Joined December 2010-
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Cheers to @chris_hawkins for spinning a new tune from our album that’s out next week! Listen back to ‘You’re Not There’ now via @BBCSounds 🎧✨
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New @ArabStrapBand! 👍 'You're Not There' is the final track to be released before the band's new album comes out next week! Listen in full and watch the new lyric video now - arabstrap.scot/yourenotthere ✨
.@ArabStrapBand share new track ‘You’re Not There’ ahead of forthcoming album xsnoize.com/arab-strap-sha…
.@ArabStrapBand at the barras? No brainer!!! Catch Aidan, Malcolm and band on Sat 21 Sep! ✨ Tickets flying, get in quick! ➡️ bit.ly/425Mb7H 🎟️ (New album out 10 May 👍)
Not long now …
How HOW had i missed this til now? Don't miss it, you've got 12 more days...
How HOW had i missed this til now? Don't miss it, you've got 12 more days...
Cheers @mogwaiband! 👍
Pre-Order Now: Arab Strap - I'm totally fine with it 👍 don't give a fuck anymore 👍 @rockactionrecs bleep.com/release/437309 + Emoji yellow colour vinyl @ArabStrapBand
Here's a great wee interview with director David Arthur (@sleekitcuts) on Promonews, talking about our new video for Strawberry Moon. Thanks again to all involved! promonews.tv/videos/2024/04…
*Ahem* ... "Natural on-screen charisma ... particularly Moffat" ... Watch your back, Gosling, I've got my eye on the Barbie sequel now.
*Ahem* ... "Natural on-screen charisma ... particularly Moffat" ... Watch your back, Gosling, I've got my eye on the Barbie sequel now.
Not too many tickets left for the Barras, Weedgies ...
We're on tour in England next month, now with added @7ebra_ on all dates! Leeds is sold out, with others not far behind ... arabstrap.scot/tour
The new @ArabStrapBand single is out now ✨ Watch / listen to ‘Strawberry Moon’ now 🍓🌕➡️ arabstrap.scot Taken from the forthcoming album I’m totally fine with it 👍 don’t give a fuck anymore 👍- out 10 May. #arabstrap #strawberrymoon #single #rockaction #records
✅ Loads of UK and Ireland gigs this year ✅ @7ebra_ added to all English dates ✅ Might have our first-ever mug for merch (!) arabstrap.scot/tour
Very much looking forward to seeing @7ebra_ again – this time all through England. GO! arabstrap.scot/tour
Very much looking forward to seeing @7ebra_ again – this time all through England. GO! arabstrap.scot/tour
Just saw this from The Guardian last week – Suicide AND Talking Heads! Planning to print and frame. Links: arabstrap.scot/strawberrymoon 👍
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I am doing a commission for someone. Something a bit special. This is how they packaged up the (tiny) item I am to paint on. I am thinking of using this as my artist’s rider… FRAZZLES PROTOCOL - fuck polystyrene peanuts, THIS IS THE WAY FORWARD. Thank you secret commissioner :)
How HOW had i missed this til now? Don't miss it, you've got 12 more days...
If you haven't seen it already or fancy watching it again, the film I made with @PaulFegan_, Where You're Meant To Be, is on your actual telly tonight: BBC Scotland, 22:30. It features a deeply uncomfortable Scotsman (hello!) and some very rude songs. bbc.co.uk/programmes/b08…
EXCLUSIVE: The owner of the chippy in Paisley which Liz Truss named as her "favourite" in her new book has given her reaction to the news. 🗣 “Look, we'll serve anybody."
@AidanJohnMoffat It's official Aidan Moffat *Movie Star Heartthrob*
@AidanJohnMoffat @lacy_mark I’m sure Liam Neeson would be up for it.
@AidanJohnMoffat They will soon put activation lock on spare parts too. Will probably improve this kind of theft. apple.com/newsroom/2024/…
Popped this album on at work today and forget how fucking great it is. Love this @AidanJohnMoffat youtu.be/y36ADuD1ye4?si…
@AidanJohnMoffat @ArabStrapBand @M_Middleton_UK Then I’m hoping for Utrecht🤞🏻
@AidanJohnMoffat @ArabStrapBand @M_Middleton_UK @rockactionrecs Sat and watched Where Your Meant to be on BBC Scotland on Saturday for the umteenth time….fantastic
I'm going to keep recommending this until everyone watches it.
If you haven't seen it already or fancy watching it again, the film I made with @PaulFegan_, Where You're Meant To Be, is on your actual telly tonight: BBC Scotland, 22:30. It features a deeply uncomfortable Scotsman (hello!) and some very rude songs. bbc.co.uk/programmes/b08…
@AidanJohnMoffat @PaulFegan_ I always forget how fucking good a film this is until I see it again. Fucking class.
My wee 15 seconds of fame 📺 😂 Cannae believe this was 10 years ago, such a beautiful night on The Clyde 😍 🌘 😍 @AidanJohnMoffat 🎶 @PaulFegan_ 🎥
Loved this!
If you haven't seen it already or fancy watching it again, the film I made with @PaulFegan_, Where You're Meant To Be, is on your actual telly tonight: BBC Scotland, 22:30. It features a deeply uncomfortable Scotsman (hello!) and some very rude songs. bbc.co.uk/programmes/b08…
@AidanJohnMoffat @PaulFegan_ Seen three times in the Cinema. Bo'ness Hippodrome, The Barrowlands, and the preview screening in Glasgow. Still got my signed single (freebee) and album (bought the Barra's). Class. My DVD and must have been played at least 10 times by now. Enjoy introducing it to pals.
@AidanJohnMoffat That's my favourite new werewolf movie too!
@AidanJohnMoffat @PaulFegan_ It's a masterpiece. I'm not shitting you.
@AidanJohnMoffat @PaulFegan_ Seen it, loved it 👍🏴
If you've no seen it, it's a smashing film. If you have seen it, the same applies. Just lovely.
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