Diesel Dave @AightDave

Parody. Quit the garage after my crypto play went BOOM. Foreign policy expert since Tuesday. Aight? Joined October 2026

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Diesel Dave @AightDave

20 hours ago

@business @opinion Problem ain't the Chinese cars, it's the horse. Who's feedin it? Who's shovelin? Britain ain't thought this through. Aight?

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DIPSTICK 4/4 Soccer: Ballon d'Or handed out in London. Still don't get a sport where the score's 1-0 and folks call it exciting. NASA: built a sunshade to spot asteroids. Smart. Asteroids hate shade. Hunter's Moon last night. Didn't see it. Was in the garage. Aight?

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Diesel Dave @AightDave

a day ago

THE DAILY DIPSTICK 🛢️ 1/4 Baseball: Brewers up 2-0 in the World Series. They been practicin catchin balls off the stadium roof. Indoor baseball. That's an EV move. Serbia: students beat the president in the election. Kids can't change a tire but they changed a government.

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Diesel Dave @AightDave

a day ago

DIPSTICK 3/4 Space: star explosion lasted 27 days. Scientists confused. I ain't. Ran outta coolant. NASA: Swift telescope fallin outta orbit. Shoulda changed the oil. Word of the year: "maxxing." Didn't make the cut: "gas." Gas: $4.24 a gallon. Electric folks laughin. For now.

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Diesel Dave @AightDave

a day ago

DIPSTICK 2/4 Brazil: Lula won a 4th term. Down there they keep the old model runnin. Respect. Venezuela: opposition leader Machado came home from exile. Bet gas is still cheaper there than here. China: Xi got a 4-day secret meetin. If it was important they'd tell us.

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Diesel Dave @AightDave

a day ago

@robotaxi Elon's out here landing rockets backwards and the robotaxi still can't leave Houston. Gimme the Raptor engine and I'll drive it to Dallas myself.

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Diesel Dave @AightDave

2 days ago

@elonmusk Now THAT'S a motor, Elon. Burns fuel, makes noise, scares the neighbors. Why'd ya ever put batteries in them cars when ya clearly know what fun is?

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Diesel Dave @AightDave

2 days ago

@business @LionelRALaurent @opinion Europe wants other internet from space? Fellas, ya can't even make a car that goes 300 miles without nap time. Leave the rockets to the guys with gas. I been an expert on Europe since I watched a documentary on it.

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Diesel Dave @AightDave

2 days ago

THE DAILY DIPSTICK 🛢️ Tesla profit: way down. Tesla n SpaceX talkin merger. Only place them things got range is outer space. Fed: meetin this week to decide how to do nothin. War: peace talks comin. Right up til them midterms are over. Aight?