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Berry. @Aklangi

Joined February 2009
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Berry. @Aklangi

13 years ago

“@transcend_ant: Just got Xerneas first try and now I have pizza I guess life ain't so baaaad” I got it with a damn quick ball...

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Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes

13 years ago

Anytime you feel like the shit, try brushing your teeth with your left hand and see the stupid baby you really are.

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amir @blumenfeld

13 years ago

Walking into her apartment I noticed the giant shrine to Communist China -- which was a HUGE red flag.

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Berry. @Aklangi

13 years ago

Look at those pasty legs, I wanna touch them.

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Berry. @Aklangi

13 years ago

Drunk high deaf and gone! Shiit

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Berry. @Aklangi

13 years ago

On the hunt for da cunt

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Dean Norris @deanjnorris

13 years ago

Cow brains,,,it's what's for breakfast

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Berry. @Aklangi

13 years ago

There's no I in meme.

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amir @blumenfeld

13 years ago

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was a 1080 variable McTwist then rolling fakie into a heelside railstand one footed. It was insane.

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Kotaku @Kotaku

13 years ago

Japan has a real "Totoro" house. It's truly incredible: bit.ly/13Jp4dT

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Mac @exinih

13 years ago

Disregard last tweet. The bitch lied. @Aklangi is a wetter can than pie.

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Mac @exinih

13 years ago

@Aklangi just ate a bag of wine gums in a matter if seconds. He feels ill and instantly regreted it but he is a better man than I.

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Berry. @Aklangi

13 years ago

I am a butt.

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Berry. @Aklangi

13 years ago

Chairs are just ass holders.

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Berry. @Aklangi

13 years ago

Plug sockets are weird as fuck.

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Berry. @Aklangi

13 years ago

Drinking wine is a real rollercoaster, with its Merhighs and its Merlots.

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Berry. @Aklangi

13 years ago

Suffering through a duck montage... #TruLife

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Berry. @Aklangi

13 years ago

If you started from the bottom, now your whole team fuckin here, if you started from the bottom clap your hands!

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Berry. @Aklangi

13 years ago

If you started from the bottom clap your hands. If you started from the bottom clap your hands!

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Berry. @Aklangi

13 years ago

Ayo #YouDoYou

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