Ally :) @AlSmiless
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Monumental day in Texas 😤
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I don’t know how he keeps a straight face after seeing how confused they are lol
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Me when my alarm goes off
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ANGEL: ok we've got death, childbirth, and strife, any other punishments for the humans GOD: i call it the "empty carbohydrate." they eat it and it will do nothing to fuel their body ANGEL: and it will taste terrible? GOD: it will be the center of their fucking world
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imagine being the guy who holds a puppy like such a monster that Vladimir Putin has to come in and save the day
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Me tryna get my life together:
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I wasn’t ready to laugh this hard
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FUN FACT: Farms are legally allowed to have a certain amount of PUSS and BLOOD (obviously from the cows nipples) in their milk when they sell it? And they just dye it white. Goodmorning 😊 say it back
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When Harry caught the Snitch in his mouth
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so this white boy was charging his Juul in my 11 am writing class. Our professor then gave us a writing warm up: Choose one person in the class, study them, and write a story about their morning. i ran with it ......
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My dog loves to swim. My girlfriends dog hates to swim. This is what play dates look like...
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A cat DEFINITELY wrote this article. x.com/sdutIdeas/stat…
Let's be honest, America: Dogs are parasites, not man's best friend sdut.us/2up2xsU
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Harry Potter and the Audacity of this Bitch
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