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When nobody stays up past 9 #AlamedaProblems
The best store in Alameda... Oh wait there is none #AlamedaProblems
When the parties so dull you leave to play video games #AlamedaProblems
When your school gym is smaller then an average classroom #AlamedaProblems
When it takes 4 years and counting to fix the rink #AlamedaProblems
When u get a bunch of new street lights but no street #AlamedaProblems
When there's more members of the 4h club then students in the school #AlamedaProblems
When the most exciting thing happening in town is discussing #AlamedaProblems...#AlamedaProblems
That's not my fart its the auction mart #AlamedaProblems
When half the towns population is the offspring of the towns old rapist..rhymes with wernie wenner #AlamedaProblems
When you forget to put going* 5km/hr in your previous tweet #AlamedaProblems
When your school's slogan is "welcome to the fishbowl, home of the dolphins" #AlamedaProblems
When garth circles your block 5km/hr #AlamedaProblems