Alan Fish Bar @AlanFishBar
Providing Ely with a tidy fish and chip supper, occasionally cooked by special guest fryers, including John Nettles, but which one is 'Alan'...? Parody account. Ely, Cambridgeshire Joined May 2011-
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Alan is now pleased to be back behind the counter operating #MegaFryer2000. His renewed enthusiasm calls a fresh special offer: sachet, 10p.
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Fortunately, Judith Chalmers has been found not guilty of all charges brought against her relating to the genocide in Rwanda. A close shave.
...but he had invited Judith Chalmers of TV's 'Wish You Were Here' fame to be a guest fryer. He feared perceived guilt through association.
Alan has been lying low these past few months following developments in the Operation Yewtree scandal. Don't worry, he's not a suspect...
Alan Fish Bar retweeted
@teamSlinky @AlanFishBar alas, I am now unable to enjoy the cuisine until he opens a Ctl. London outlet. @tomhorn8 will be pleased though.
Alan Fish Bar retweeted
I really really really miss this place #Ely @AlanFishBar
...apparently the owner of another local chippery owns a 4x4, so Alan had to go "not one, but two better". In other news, sachet still 10p.
Delighted to report that Alan is in the clear following recent interrogation. To celebrate, he's bought himself this:
Alan questioned all night by police as part of Operation Yewtree. Detectives rec'd complaint from #MegaFryer v1.0 operative about 'hot fat'.
Alan arrested as part of Operation Yewtree. Accusations of inappropriate behaviour with a #MegaFryer v1.0 in the 1970s. Battered sausage yo!
Alan Fish Bar retweeted
I'm not from here.
...and 45 grand (our way). No canvassers, timewasters or Petrou brothers. First to see will fry. #MegaFryer2000
For sale: #MegaFryer2000, comes complete with used chip fat ("Alan Smoothie") and Romulan voice activation. Will swap for warm bag of tripe.
Alan Fish Bar retweeted
@AlanFishBar Hope you see my film about rich London Greeks who lose it all & start again in a chip shop! April 5: cineworld.co.uk/whatson/6077
@NickTheHorse @WraggTrade battered #AlanForLife
@Emeraldfrogmkt Please, forgive Alan. Since the arrival of the #MegaFryer2000 light gun he has been incorrigible; sachet might soon be 11p!
@Emeraldfrogmkt Alan says he has a facial for you but not the kind you're thinking of. #AlanForLife
@Emeraldfrogmkt Alan says that Joy has been hell bent on mindless vandalism ever since that incident in '83. You wanna be careful around her
@Emeraldfrogmkt Alan wants to remind you that he developed the globally recognised/oft-imitated 'sachet 10p' offer and "you can learn a lot"
@Emeraldfrogmkt Alan is very interested in your thoughts for turning @AlanFishBar into a global phenomenon. Please advise in 140 characters.
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