Alan Funky @AlanFunky

4-time CYO sports championship coach. Undefeated PTA presidential campaign consultant over 25 years. San Francisco, California Joined March 2009

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Alan Funky @AlanFunky

3 weeks ago

@AlbertoMiguelF5 Given that +Cupich is lead American on the Dicastery for Bishops which sets the terna for such postings, I doubt Barron makes the cut. Unless the Holy Father adds a fourth name. Which would be both supremely delicious and ironic given how Cupich got the job.

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Alan Funky @AlanFunky

8 months ago

@tomcolicchio Fact check: True! And you and the corporate media were terrific dupes for Russia and its misinformation campaign and were party to it! Glad you’re taking a victory lap.

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Alan Funky @AlanFunky

8 months ago

@BenMullin That is not what the memo says. Not that stories “are” evaluated, but “may be” and it’s clear from her description that the stories she claims to have worked on did not meet Cronkite’s guidance. Stop misleading the public.

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Alan Funky @AlanFunky

a year ago

@nickschulz @JonahDispatch It’s written so poorly that it has to have also been edited by AI. Embarrassing.

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Alan Funky @AlanFunky

a year ago

@3YearLetterman @Bitter_White_Wo @MikeTyson @goldencorral The lack of a comma between “me” and “wimp” is effectively a virtual slap across the face with a white glove, and with loaded dueling pistols in a carved oaken box held open in an open field by a man servant named Horace waiting nearby.

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Alan Funky @AlanFunky

a year ago

Those in DC around politics going back to the 80s knew the Biden mirage. His staff privately spoke of his ego, his temper, his phoniness, his dishonesty. He lied in public, lied about his resume and achievements. Media let it go. Yet these two act like this is some new inside scoop.They’re as dishonest as Biden. Maybe worse.

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Alan Funky @AlanFunky

2 years ago

@slashfilm Loved her in Wicked and the reboot of Cinderella.

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Alan Funky @AlanFunky

2 years ago

Why do you insist on denying that you are Jeffry Goldberg, when it is clear to so many that you are, in fact, Jeffry Goldberg , if not in name or familial relations, perhaps it’s simply an unfortunate spelling confusion on a birth certificate you are unaware of. But trust is, we know. To quote Shakespeare, “Jeffrey, thou doth protest too much.”

Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch

2 years ago

1. I didn't. I am not Jeffrey Goldberg. 2. Jeffrey Goldberg didn't publish state secrets. In fact the administration says there was no classified material in the chat 3. Jeffrey Goldberg (again, not me) says there was. And that's why he withheld them from publication. 4. So you

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Alan Funky @AlanFunky

2 years ago

@NCLC4consumers Wondering how much money from the CFPB Consumer Fund the Bureau sent your way for this slavish propaganda. And how much of that EPA green economy money did you skim from your subsidiary Self Help Credit Union? And did you take any of SHCC’s USAID funding? Just stop.

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Alan Funky @AlanFunky

2 years ago

@WojPawelczyk Who is his wife? Might explain a lot.

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Alan Funky @AlanFunky

2 years ago

Twenty five years too late. But he never had good timing, so no surprise, I guess.

Joe Weisenthal @TheStalwart

2 years ago

What a legend. As public economic commenters go, just absolutely towered over all competitors. Brilliant mind, with the soul of a true poster.

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Alan Funky @AlanFunky

2 years ago

@giantsprospects This is the quality fact-based analysis BlueSky followers deserve!

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Alan Funky @AlanFunky

2 years ago

@ZombiePanther2 Ironic, given your wacky worldviews, that she’s an anti-Semite and that this anti Semitism has led to her being “hit” by what is likely a fossil fueled vehicle.

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Alan Funky @AlanFunky

2 years ago

@GrantBrisbee Just as Harris should be required to run through dozens of reporters everywhere she goes to explain her positions (unrelated to those she used with the former mayor), particularly on Israel.

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Alan Funky @AlanFunky

2 years ago

@TaylorRMarshall Sorry you aren’t running for office like you announced at that DC dinner we all attended with Bannon last year, but these posts just confirm you’d be a rank amateur who would lose a race for dog catcher in an all-cat town.

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Alan Funky @AlanFunky

2 years ago

@jonkarl Your network / reporters have been operating under the same practice with this White House and the Biden campaign since 2019 if not longer. Stop lying.

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Alan Funky @AlanFunky

2 years ago

@McCoveyChron That damn Johnson family. How dare they spend money to look like they actually care about such things. *sarcasm.

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Alan Funky @AlanFunky

2 years ago

@RicBucher Must have really pissed you off when R.E.M. made the Top 20 Countdown and the general public had an opinion. You and your ilk are happy to impose your sport, political and social views on the great unwashed. Deal with it; that’s why they pay you big money.

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Alan Funky @AlanFunky

2 years ago

@SonofHas If anyone would know about harassment of young people, it’s guys who enabled and promoted the Lincoln Project.

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Alan Funky @AlanFunky

2 years ago

@MarkSimonHK No reporter names; clearly propaganda. Meanwhile Beijing quislings who wouldn’t dare move to their beloved CCP because they know it’s far worse than the America they badmouth do their handlers’ bidding. Nice.