Alan Seriale @AlanSeriale

I just want gushers to love me back 😢 Joined May 2016

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Alan Seriale @AlanSeriale

2 years ago

I just registered for Fire Fox Fridays #94 start.gg/tournament/fir… #GCUEsports via @StartGG

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Alan Seriale @AlanSeriale

3 years ago

I had a great day playing rocket league nearby the @Completionist booth at the Game on Expo

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Alan Seriale @AlanSeriale

6 years ago

Imagine a world, where Austin Powers (Mike Myers) has been mutated by gamma radiation as if he were hulk and just turns into shrek when he gets angry. That's my hope for the future.

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Alan Seriale @AlanSeriale

6 years ago

Flying through rain looks like moving at lightspeed on the Millennium Falcon 😮

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I dont always think to use Twitter first but when I do that means I have something to say and don't care if others see it or not, I just want my mind to be read. Often I could be alone or I just say a funny joke with my friends.

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Alan Seriale @AlanSeriale

7 years ago

The storm is pretty cool when outside and got hit in the jewels by a neighborhood roof panel. 👎🏼

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Alan Seriale @AlanSeriale

7 years ago

How to assert dominance on the first day of school: •Wear a ring pop •Make your outfit revolve around the ring pop •Make eye contact when licking ring pop

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Alan Seriale @AlanSeriale

7 years ago

I could totally just drink an entire bottle of pepto bismol right now...

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Alan Seriale @AlanSeriale

7 years ago

I should tweet instead of talking to myself cause that way my stupidity can be on the internet for future employers to see and deny my application to Costco