ShitAlbertSays @AlbotDoylebot
nursing babies, nursing oldies, 12 string guitars, tickling peens Joined February 2013-
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Been practicing avicii and I think I'm next to be one of the biggest in the game shout out to my mom and peppep
I miss Ron, my sweet little pain in the ass
Shotgun boofing, be there or be heterosexual.
I got a strawberry frosted donut for later cause I'm a lil pussy
Don't get me started, I haven't even the slightest as what it is and when it's happening and I don't wanna smell today
@UNHbuildings I am very much sweating along with others around me in the basement of diamond. I don't think I can make it. #imhot
I'll have a virgin water on the rocks to start out bartender.
Pimples are pretty much just bubble wrap on our skin
Thinkin about shoving some wieners down my throat
Why does duddy yell at mum so much when he comes downstairs after hiding in his room drinking from those bottles with a pirate on them?
I used to believe in monsters growing up. Then I realized it was Duddy hovering over my bed at 2am everynight smelling of coors light.
Mommy always makes daddy sleep downstairs whenever he drinks to many of those bottles he has in his closet.
Mum, can I go online and make porn I mean go on radio Disney
you ever listen to vampire weekend and then realize you're panties are soaked in blood because you forgot a tampon?
@unhbuildings it's pretty cold in kingsburry N133. Were all in jackets feeling like young money brick squad.
I'm sorer than a common man after getting fucked by Thor's hammer and kissed goodnight by Zeus.
Regarding another candy cane or not...
I just need to have me a sit down and read the Book of Mormon butt naked
Feeling pretty erect with the @HomoErectu5
I'm going to hug my mom so much this week
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