Alcoholic Insights @Alcohol_Insight
The wise words of drunken men. Literally nothing on this twitter was created or edited in a remotely sober manner. Drunk and Local. Joined August 2011-
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Comped White Russians come from playing the entire Big Lebowski Soundtrack at the bar.
@DanBrownTeacher - "Let's do an escape room at 9am." -Mahatma Ghandi
On a scale of 1-10 with 1 being "rock bottom" and 10 being "living the dream" where does "hammered drunk in the shower at LA Fitness fall?
"Let's ruin the life of an undeserving bastard."
...there's a MILKSHAKE MODE?!
I'd lick my *wife's* butthole.
Oh look! A PAINTING OF A SAILOR!
Oh, fuck. It's 4:30. Time to go watch @VancityReynolds blow himself.
Tonight I drank the drink;and it was incredible.
And in that moment he realized that not all speakeasies are created equal...
Ahh, yes. We'll give em the old "mediocre cop, apathetic cop." Works every time. Full time.
They call him "The Shotgun." He's a top-grip, full-time, 1-pump, dry-hander.
I'll be Christophe Robin' your Winnie the Pooper with my Hundred Acre Wood.
@TGSICaptain @NeoPangea - SPAAAAACE. Mars. So prouda you.
Hear me make dumb words about this thing I spent the past year helping out on. #Mars x.com/NeoPangea/stat…
Sharing grand visions from an alternate future filled with hope. Learn how we got to #Mars neo-pangea.com/mars
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