backwoodmami @AlexaWelch11

I drove myself mad searching for sanity, I lost my way home while exploring the galaxy➰ Lost but you can follow Joined July 2011

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backwoodmami @AlexaWelch11

10 months ago

babe… da fuq😭 ordered 1 tee & vinyl for my little sisters Christmas gift. How’s your merch site gonna give a delivery ETA of 3-5 business days pre-checkout then say 4 MONTHS post checkout. Very sad. Much disappointed. @billieeilish

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John Summit @johnsummit

a year ago

reading about these diddy freak offs really make our afters that consist of goin nonverbal while we circle around a portable speaker seem pretty innocent

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no context memes @weirddalle

a year ago

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backwoodmami @AlexaWelch11

a year ago

Just when you think you know who the killer is for real this time and they throw something else at us #PresumedInnocent

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Chuck @iamcharlesavage

a year ago

#PresumedInnocent the end of episode seven

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Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente

a year ago

That's it folks. Cancel the election. Let's settle this on the golf course. Winner takes all. The only way to do it.

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Drewberz @buddy_ferrara

a year ago

when the waiter at Chili’s walks by with a plate of sizzling fajitas

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toad @aeon_toad

a year ago

pov you're nonverbal at a fest and you realize that you can't believe you're enjoying life to the fullest with the homies

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backwoodmami @AlexaWelch11

2 years ago

What do I gotta do to help out the squad? 👀😂 @CloZeeOfficial

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backwoodmami @AlexaWelch11

2 years ago

Me and the girlies trying to get into a @mattrife show without paying a bajillion dollars

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backwoodmami @AlexaWelch11

2 years ago

Coming for you with a SQUAD @ILLENIUM

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Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau

2 years ago

the show beef on netflix is fucking insane.

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backwoodmami @AlexaWelch11

3 years ago

The feeling you get when you’re talking about a fun memory with someone and they match the same nostalgic energy as you is ethereal✨

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backwoodmami @AlexaWelch11

3 years ago

As I get older I’ve learned how to manage my anger issues but every now and then… if something really upsets me, all I see is red. It’s almost unrecognizable w/ how mean I can get. Definitely don’t like that side of me😮‍💨

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backwoodmami @AlexaWelch11

3 years ago

Colin’s always done the weirdest things in his sleep. He’s currently sleeping next to me & I noticed he started randomly putting his hands in the air & going 🤘🏼 & also 🖕🏼lmao legit like 6 times. He also kept snapping at our dog Iyah when she was trying to get some water😂

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backwoodmami @AlexaWelch11

3 years ago

Constantly stuck between “live in the moment, I’m not going to be young forever so have fun now” and “go tf home it’s a very unreasonable hour now and I’m going to absolutely hate myself when I wake up.” 😭

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backwoodmami @AlexaWelch11

3 years ago

It is astounding how many companies lack the sense of professionalism through an interview process. Schedule an interview, show up for said interview, ask some questions What is difficult about those steps?🙄

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backwoodmami @AlexaWelch11

3 years ago

Going to a beer Olympics today and our theme has to be a country. I googled random countries to get a vibe. Then got curious what people see when they google America… …this…this is what they see😐