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Alh4zr3d @Alh4zr3d

8 months ago

I haven't been posting here in a while because Elon Musk is a Nazi, but given this week's events I've decided to officially migrate to Bluesky because, shockingly, Elon Musk is a Nazi. I'll be starting my daily Red Team Tips there today, so head to @Alh4zr3d.bsky.social!

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Alh4zr3d @Alh4zr3d

a year ago

The only known W for Alzheimer’s was taking out Reagan. I think I speak for everyone sane in America when I say: thank you, Alzheimer’s. As weird as that was to type, I stand by that thank you.

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Alh4zr3d @Alh4zr3d

a year ago

I hate the Flash. Mostly because super speed is narratively the worst superpower. But hear me out: here's how we make him work. The Flash, but he doesn't actually have super speed. Everyone just moves super slow around him to fuck with him. Like a superhero Truman Show.

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Alh4zr3d @Alh4zr3d

a year ago

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Alh4zr3d @Alh4zr3d

a year ago

Streams like today are why I just don't have it in me to do this shit anymore.

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Alh4zr3d @Alh4zr3d

a year ago

Playing Among Us today with @endingwithali @_JohnHammond @0xTib3rius and more! Sponsored by Cloaked! Cloaked protects your online privacy by removing and disguising your personal info from websites. Don’t you have a right to privacy? Try Cloaked today: cloaked.com/alh4zr3d

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Helen (of Tor) @h313n_0f_t0r

a year ago

I’m sorry I did this.

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ali @endingwithali

a year ago

WEDNESDAY JUN 12 7 pm EST Social Engineering - The Game (Among Us) by me + @keepitcloaked Find it on twitch.tv/endingwithali PLAYERS (also streaming): @0xTib3rius @TracketPacer @trshpuppy @lauriewired @h313n_0f_t0r @_JohnHammond @LowLevelTweets @shenetworks @Alh4zr3d

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Alh4zr3d @Alh4zr3d

a year ago

Is it weird that I often do things for my gf just to feign annoyance at having to do it for her because it's funny? Like getting her stuff from the convenience store and sarcastically asking her if she needs anything else, like a foot massage or more pillows.

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Alh4zr3d @Alh4zr3d

a year ago

The actual Machine Account Quota live on my current client's network. It's set to the highest value for a signed integer. This is why sysadmins should not frantically Google issues in their environment and just do everything Stack Overflow recommends without understanding it.

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a year ago

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Alh4zr3d @Alh4zr3d

a year ago

I'm sorry about today's stream. I feel miserable about it. I'll be better soon.

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Alh4zr3d @Alh4zr3d

a year ago

UM ACKSHUALLY U HAV A MUCH LOWER LIEKLIHUD OB DYIN IF DER A STRANGE MAN DEES FUCKIN BITCHES DONT UNDERSTAND PROBABILITEE IT MUST BE WOMIN BRAIN OR SOMETHING reddit.com/r/Showerthough…

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Alh4zr3d @Alh4zr3d

a year ago

Wow @elonmusk you saved a whole 2 cycles or something eliminating the HTTP headers/format. Now what happens when you want to...idk...maintain a user's session? Make it compatible with web browsers? GOD FORBID encrypt the session? Unmaintanable worthless trash. Stable genius.

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Alh4zr3d @Alh4zr3d

a year ago

Red Teamers: Domain categorization is of great importance; recently registered/uncategorized domains are almost as bad as malicious. Think ahead; search expired domains every so often, pick ones with good categories, register, use later. #redteam #hacking github.com/threatexpress/…