ShitAliSays @AliBeLike
Hi. My name is Ali. I say some funny shit. Follow and change the world. All over this bitch Joined November 2013-
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2011 Anonymous: "Ali what would you do if your girl cheated on you?" Ali: "I'd burn her house down and slit her dogs throat" #wisdom
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Anonymous: 'her voice just pisses me off' Ali: 'that's why ball gags were invented' 😩
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@AliBeLike was good cing u on the big screen 2 day bro #TheHobbit
'I'm like the next Karl Pilkington, I should just go travelling'
"If I saw their parents I'd probably swear at them"
Ali: 'you know what they do with peanut butter in jail' Everyone else: 'no?' Ali: 'they lick it out of each other's ass's' #onlyaliwouldknow
"Ali are you gonna buy her flowers?" "No! I'm not made of money, i'll just take her out for a meal" #ButAliSurelyFlowersAreCheaper #AliLogic
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