Possum @AlienMuscatel
Also known as Ossum. My jokes are funnier to me even if I sometimes need to have them explained to me. Not Michigan Joined April 2022-
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Q: Why was Kristi Noem firing her rifle into the sky? A: She heard it was raining cats and dogs.
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Just in time for the Holidays. It’s the Killer Kristi Noem Gnome. Order Now, before the Nazi’s snatch them all up!
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These dystopian times... 😳😐💸 📷 Dave Coverly©️ | Speed Bump
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I've waited an entire year to tweet this...
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Attn: #MAGA
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Hats off to this teacher!
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We all know a few people who can use this potion.
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Crockpot Beer. Follow me for more great recipes.
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Anyone who has ever enjoyed RATM & has had even a remote understanding of what that band was about should first laugh with glee and then co-sign immediately. #SomeOfThoseWhoWorkForcesAreTheSameThatBurnCrosses
Anyone who has ever enjoyed RATM & has had even a remote understanding of what that band was about should first laugh with glee and then co-sign immediately. #SomeOfThoseWhoWorkForcesAreTheSameThatBurnCrosses
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I just found this photo of a 39 year old escort and also a car
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What a beautiful way to handle state-sponsored thugs. (1/2)
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Kristi Noem shot her puppy because she decided it was “untrainable” and “less than worthless”. I’d like her to meet Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Little Cammy passed this morning. She brought us joy for 18 years and will be missed.
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Attention MAGA Peeps… The Biden Government is using fake hornets nests to hide face recognition cameras. Whenever you see a hornets nest, hit it with a stick to destroy the camera.
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Send this to every freak like Qari and Trump supporters to see if they will watch.
Send this to every freak like Qari and Trump supporters to see if they will watch.
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“This is your favorite president of all time. We have to abort the rally because of PETA. My head Ferret gets rabid when wet snd we can’t afford to lose anymore days in court. The radical left and Mike Johnson did this to you.”
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odin 🐾 @odinthe_catt
645 Followers 282 Following helo , ime odin , babey brothor of @allythe_cat , and elsie (doug type) , ime 2 year olde big talle boye !
Felix and Freya (R.I... @EmmaWhi70638995
6K Followers 7K Following cheeky little tuxedo twins who wish that every animal could find a lovely forever family like this one ❤️ 🐾
This IS my happy face. 😼
You’d think someone on trial for paying someone to stay quiet would know how a gag order works. 🤦🏻♂️
Please help me wish my dear friend Peter Navarro a balmy Taco Tuesday at FCI Miami.
Telling my kids this is Stormy Daniels
SHE FREAKIN FORGOR ME
wait .. mama .. waht are yuo Sayimg ..
Sarah Palin “I could see Kristi Noem wrasslin’ with Kim Jong Un from my porch.”
Q: Why was Kristi Noem firing her rifle into the sky? A: She heard it was raining cats and dogs.
Another corrupt judge, selling us down the river you all, and not even trying to hide it. We will need to find him guilty at the ballot box.
.@KristiNoem crossed the DMZ right around Ellendale, and stared Kim Jong Un down right in front of Hot Stuff Pizza on 89th Street. It was something to see.
#Hedgewatch Papped doing a dew test & looking out for doggies 🐾🤘💜
Sometimes, you have to look at the world upside down to make sense of it. Do what you need today, to make you smile. 😸 #CatsOfTwitter #CatsLover #wednesday #happy #perspective #positivity #inspiration
nowtiss bord ... wensdy werds ... giv or tayk or bowf
Gess im tell of port too the freegin hammer zone ren forost !!!
so stoopid that I must be leeshed whilst he can run free
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