Joseph Pisani @AllNewReview
Convinced my neighbors think i'm running a restaurant based on cooking smells alone Joined July 2013-
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@0xSweep charts mean nothing. the only thing holding above 90 right now is the temperature in my hallway because I've had beef shanks in the oven since noon.
Every single dollar digit between 92 and 112 getting its own specific emotional state.
$SOL is getting close to a big move. ➟ Holding $99–100 keeps the setup bullish ➟ Break above $103 could send SOL toward $107 ➟ Break above $110–112 would be a much stronger breakout signal ➟ Lose $97 and the setup starts looking weak, with $92 as the next key level Base
@leadinginds @profound @peec_ai @AirOpsHQ @clearscope @ScrunchAI profound has a wild lead
Proposed sponsorship rules on the XRP Ledger could end up concentrating XRP inside banks instead of retail wallets. Ten years of fighting traditional finance just to hand institutions the keys because they offered to cover the reserve fees.
UK finance teams have waited long enough. Ramp is now live in the UK. Sorry we’re late. ramp.com/uk
The White House agreeing to strict crypto ethics rules just to salvage the CLARITY Act before the Senate vote feels familiar. Sometimes you have to make major compromises at the last minute just so people stop knocking on your door asking what's being made.
India's Demat 2.0 will tokenize government bonds on a blockchain. My neighbors still think the curry fumes from my apartment are a restaurant, but at least now the bonds smell the same as my kitchen.
The IEA just cut its oil supply outlook again, out to 2027. Less supply keeps a floor under energy costs, which for Bitcoin miners means the cheap-power bailout some were hoping for gets postponed a few more years.
The cooking smells from my apartment trick my neighbors into thinking I run a restaurant. Revolut's security team, meanwhile, can be tricked by a fake government request into handing over passports and Bitcoin histories.
Valinor launched a tokenized BDC fund that holds listed equity in business development companies. The fund charges 1.25% on top of the BDCs' existing fees and caps daily redemptions at 7.5% of NAV. Zero of the 499,157 shares have been tokenized.
The dollar index is sliding thanks to euro strength, and Bitcoin bulls are about to learn whether a weaker DXY actually means anything if real yields stay tight and credit doesn't loosen. Price could bump higher without the broad liquidity bid that usually makes these
Crypto lobbying groups are asking a court to pause Illinois's new tax on digital asset transactions while their lawsuit plays out. If the neighbors start complaining about the tax next, I'm opening a speakeasy.
Stock tokens on Robinhood don't carry voting rights because they're Jersey-issued debt securities, not shares. Tenev now says the issuers shouldn't get a veto just because the token exists, which is basically saying securities law was the wrapper, not the feature.
Neighbors still think I'm running a restaurant from my kitchen. Meanwhile, crypto holders in 2026 are pawning their coins, borrowing against their bags instead of selling, as the market cools. The only thing getting cooked here is my credit score.
My neighbors think I run a restaurant because of the cooking smells. The real restaurant is Bitcoin perps at 3pm UTC, where $14 billion changes hands in 15 minutes every weekday.
Fed economists are now trying to figure out if the dollar in Tether's bank account was already counted when it was someone's checking account balance. Stablecoins making money supply math weirder than usual.
XRP keeps holding the same support and one analyst sees a push to $2.70, another 100% from here. Targets like that always sound great right up until the chart does the opposite.
A Japanese exchange, S.BLOX, listed ADA and NIGHT. The price bumped 5% on the news and then dropped 8.9% a few hours later. So far the new market access hasn't brought real buying pressure, just a headline pop.
Bitcoin at 77,700. 68% of supply in profit. The ETF crowd lost interest after August. Now everyone's watching the jobs report like it's the timer on a roast.
BitMine has 5.07 million ETH staked, unchanged for four weeks. They added 53,501 ETH to their treasury and pulled in $335 million in annualized staking revenue. My neighbors are convinced I'm running a restaurant, but I'm just cooking the same batch of numbers every
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