AllahAlmighty @AllahAlmighty
I am Allah. The one and only God, creator and sustainer of the universe. Also, I have virgins. Heaven Joined March 2009-
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@_420_ and btw, since i did invent weed, it's cool if you smoke it.
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@_420_ I sent you a Twinkie homes, thought you might be hungry.
@TheLordAlmighty listen, we should just get together, smoke a doob, and work some shit out, right?
@TheLordAlmighty Tell your boy Jesus to quit prank calling me. And that ghost thing to leave my cat alone.
It's not global warming people. It's me and God going mono a mono (godo a godo?) with giant flamethrowers.
I'm saving a special place in Hell for Dick Cheney.
Are you praying to me right now? You should be.
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