Allison Barry @AllayBarray
Just your average know-it-all Tiburon, CA Joined February 2012-
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thai food at 10 am because in the end i will die anyway
This looks like a production of A Clockwork Orange at an NYC prep school where the actors wait in the aisles of the auditorium before heading up on stage
These "thinking of you" bouquet card suggestions really have some *range*
me: *starts a movie* also me: *keeps playing with my phone for 10 minutes straight* me: This movie sucks the movie:
Good morning to everyone except cyclist that don't use the bike lane
I feel like I’m told this more often than not
The look I give you when I say "LOOK OVER THERE" and you turn back around and all your fries are gone
TYRA MAAAAAAIL x.com/acosta/status/…
This Twitter page is my personal Chatroom. I alone am the Moderator. Continue......
am I really going to eat popcorn for dinner again
Area Woman Doesn’t Rub In Sunscreen, Resulting Sunburn Looks Like Bird Shit
I don’t smoke weed but Happy 420! I’m not a hater.
Always a delight to see Dumb Starbucks employees showing up in regular Starbucks coverage x.com/businessinside…
Always a delight to see Dumb Starbucks employees showing up in regular Starbucks coverage x.com/businessinside…
this is what listening to lorde, florence + the machine and fleetwood mac back to back feels like
I find it incredibly rude when people include me in a group chat with more than five people
How much confidence do I aspire to have? Mrs58’s fabulous amount of confidence
Dead Account @cg_dead
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62 Followers 814 Following مؤسسة محمد بن فهد الحكير للزراعه تنسيق حدائق والفل والسترحات وتصميم وفن جميع أعمال الشلات والدكرات الحجرية توريد وتركيب جميع انواع التيل الطبيعي ٠٥٤١٢٨٤٩٤٥ وتسا
Jake Neel @Jake__Neel
182 Followers 271 Following Raising hell with the hippies and the cowboys #GoDucks - 2021 World Series Champion Braves fan
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Brandon Clark @Brandon63660716
102 Followers 770 Following I'm a Scorpio, hate liars, and love long walks on the beach ! Not really I'm a man who loves good food , my kids , my wife , and feel truly blessed !
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David Nelly. @David_Nelly777
481 Followers 3K Following In the absence of love the world become so chaotic . if I was given a second chance at life I would chose to be an element of love than human
Joy Session @joy_session
333 Followers 472 Following Celebrating our pets' lives through beautiful, dignified photographs.
Andy Thai @andythai8111
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Ryan Bakken @Sir_BokSauce
278 Followers 450 Following Tweets are my own and not a reflection of anyone else's thoughts and/or opinions. Unless they too have the same great thoughts and/or opinions.
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Ashmere @ashmereprasad
1K Followers 2K Following Your friendly face in sports | 🌁 | Oregon Duck Alum | IG @ shmereface | @AAJA
Raluca Adam @raluca_adam
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Dave Lewis @Micah6111
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Blake_Swimmer @Blake_Swimmer
156 Followers 330 Following Raiders, A's, Ducks. Thank you to all who serve!!
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Ducks Housing @DucksHousing
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Jessica Spinelli @jspinn415
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Niema Dakki @dakki_niema
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Jraw Coffee @JrawCoffee
33 Followers 451 Following UO student working for Fluent as a Keurig paid endorser! ☕️ I'm bringing FREE Keurig Coffee & beverages to campus!! Go ducks!!
Kristin @KristinCubbison
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Dollar Homes Inc @dollarhomesinc
114 Followers 2K Following I have been investing in Real Estate since 1998. Now I am Investor Friendly Realtor. I have access to both On & Off Market Properties. Help with fixing credit.
MAZZO Mobile @mazzomobile
185 Followers 1K Following Apple-certified creator of apps and accessories for iOS products. Share your #PowerDriveMoments!
Sydney Saunders @Syd_saunders
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alexis taylor @alexis_tay_tay
293 Followers 287 Following surround yourself with good people, and great food. go ducks.
Krissy Ghio @krissyghio
351 Followers 272 Following
NWS Phoenix @NWSPhoenix
72K Followers 285 Following Official Twitter account for the National Weather Service Phoenix, Arizona. Details: https://t.co/j7jWKw0awg
Tennis Channel @TennisChannel
451K Followers 683 Following Live & on-demand ATP & WTA matches: https://t.co/jMZCaVfZ2Z 🎾 Subscribe to TC+: https://t.co/ZRzTH7SRnF Tennis Channel App: https://t.co/K6izU1k8m5 📱 News: @Tennis
Billie Jean King @BillieJeanKing
549K Followers 3K Following Sports Icon, Equality Champion, Founder of @BJK_Foundation, @adidas Global Ambassador.
USTA @usta
431K Followers 1K Following Growing tennis to inspire healthier people and communities everywhere. #PlayTennis
Mesa Police Dept. @MesaPD
46K Followers 1K Following Site not monitored 24/7. For emergencies call 9-1-1. Follows/RTs are not endorsements. https://t.co/9Ej37KhMgL
Wesley @WesleyLowery
626K Followers 11K Following Journalist | Author | Correspondent New book out in June. You should be a pal and preorder it [email protected]
Reddit @Reddit
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Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior
564K Followers 2K Following Non-fiction horror writer. PhD. Author of bestsellers HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT, THE VIEW FROM FLYOVER COUNTRY, THEY KNEW. Forthcoming: THE LAST AMERICAN ROAD TRIP.
The.Ink, from Anand G.. @AnandWrites
672K Followers 12K Following ✍️ https://t.co/3U5gLjvY9g.📚 @PersuadersBook, @WinnersTakeAll, THE TRUE AMERICAN, INDIA CALLING. 📺 MSNBC. @PriyaParker's man. Father.
K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves
926K Followers 308 Following My new album, Deeper Well, is available now 🌱
Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein
511K Followers 3K Following Reporter. Send tips via Signal: 202-510-1268. Join my newsletter: https://t.co/wAoen3W2Zy
Adam Klasfeld @KlasfeldReports
314K Followers 4K Following @MSNBC contributor on @TheLastWord w/ @Lawrence & Fellow at @Just_Security. Priors: The Messenger, @LawCrimeNews, @CourthouseNews. adam(at)adamklasfeld(dot)com
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cor.. @AOC
13.2M Followers 4K Following US Congresswoman, NY-14. In a modern, moral, and wealthy society, no American should be too poor to live. People-Funded, takes no lobbyist💰. Personal account.
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Astead @AsteadWH
214K Followers 2K Following @NYTimes politics reporter, podcast host, and @CNN analyst. Semi-retired tweeter. full-time COYS. Follow our podcast: @TheRunUpNYT
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337K Followers 6K Following Abundant tweets about civil liberties & national security*** Legendary potty mouth*** Also at @[email protected] & @emptywheel.bsky.social 🗽🇪🇺
Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum
277K Followers 2K Following Staff writer at The New Yorker. Author of “Cue The Sun!: The Invention of Reality TV,” out 6/25. Insta/Threads/Bluesky: emilynussbaum
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89K Followers 188 Following the best mono-thingy guy there ever was. streaming at https://t.co/iSl5DaCUH7
David Klion @DavidKlion
70K Followers 6K Following Working on a book about the legacy of neoconservatism. Writing for all your favorite lefty magazines. KLEE-on (from the Russian Клионский)
Preet Bharara @PreetBharara
1.7M Followers 3K Following Patriotic American & proud immigrant. @Springsteen fan. Banned by Putin, fired by Trump. Former US Atty, SDNY. Host of "Stay Tuned" https://t.co/IwHmWQ1bDj
Caroline Orr Bueno, P.. @RVAwonk
430K Followers 3K Following ~@[email protected]~ Behavioral Scientist. Postdoc @ UMD. “Epistemic Superpredator.” Studying disinformation, cognitive security, crises. Opinions are mine.
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900K Followers 3K Following journalist. sign up for my newsletter, Public Notice (link below). Powered by @SnapStream (more info: https://t.co/2oHPuuFBnN).
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457K Followers 1K Following My name is Jamelle Bouie. @nytopinion columnist. Co-host of @UnclearPod. Upgrade your grey matter, ‘cuz one day it may matter.
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Reuters @Reuters
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Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker
197K Followers 3K Following Love my beautiful boy Cody. Not on speaking terms with my twin daughters Jenna & Amantha. Co-host of @ChapoTrapHouse podcast.
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466K Followers 3K Following No longer posting here -- try the same handle on Substack, Bluesky and Threads. CAMPAIGN TRAILS newsletter: https://t.co/B5Q3HztuHd
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darth™ @darth
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono
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Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti
1.4M Followers 2K Following One of the Greats. Brooklyn Nine Nine. Music on all streaming. Suki in Sing 2. She/her/model https://t.co/HYHFFeNb87
Caity Weaver @caityweaver
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Sheldrick Wildlife Tr.. @SheldrickTrust
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no context nathan @NathanForYouOoC
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I’ve worked out 17 days this month and I’ve got a purse with grilled chicken in it am I skinny yet?
My favorite tweets get the lowest engagement but that’s showbiz baby!!!!!
Latte Larry's vs Mocha Joe's
I want a sitcom about these shop owners
Me trying to not shit post on the brand account during the Big Hearing
the best social platforms ranked: 9. you 8. can't 7. rank 6. them 5. they 4. all 3. provide 2. value 1. reddit
what it’s like to manage social for r*ddit on a day like today
[looking around, seeing nobody paying attention to me] WELL THEY'RE PROBABLY GOING TO DELETE MY ACCOUNT SOON [checking...still nobody noticing me] DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, IT'S BEEN A HELL OF A RIDE, REALLY HAD SOME GOOD TIMES AROUND THIS PLACE [still nothing] YEP ANY MINUTE NOW
my new years resolution as a brand social media manager is to dunk way harder on people in the replies oh and not use caps 😎
Last night my dog was crying at the door so I let her out thinking she had to pee when suddenly she starts chasing something??? I yelled at her to stop because I thought it was our neighbor’s cat but it was a raccoon. And the raccoon jumped in our pool to hide from the dog.
My brother found this video on his phone of my 14 y/o niece seeing if the light in the fridge turns off when you shut door. When I say that Gen Z is going to save us.
When uplifting news makes it to the Front Page > rddt.co/lJP950Co9ve via r/Coronavirus
In the words of one commenter: "I’ve never been this excited to get stabbed in my life."
Diversifying your timeline by sharing this tiny dance battle u/vermen12 happened up on in Nashville, IN this weekend. rddt.co/Hhon50CfEDz via r/toptalent
What happens now? We enlisted voting experts to help field redditor questions in a post-election day AMA series. Here's what they say we can expect in the following days and weeks: rddt.co/8y2A50CbxZz #Election2020
good thread on “police nationalism” which is a helpful term for the phenomenon on display, a violent and authoritarian conception of american identity centered on unquestioned obedience to law enforcement who can deploy lethal violence at will.
First the black, white & blue anti-Black Lives Matter flag flew outside of Trump rallies, then on stage, next to the US flag; in Wisconsin last week it replaced the US flag behind Trump; now the American flag, with all its complications, is just gone, & a fascist banner waves.
I like to think he’s eating Yank Sing and listening to Drake today. HBD to this legend, I miss you every day. ❤️
imagine tweeting "Vote vote vote!" right now and it being about voting for KUWTK at the people's choice awards
It was an honour to be part of the most #EPIC #ROCK in battle in #HISTORY! With the most awesome, fun, kind and legendary #DaveGrohl! Thank you for giving me this incredible opportunity. I am extremely grateful. The Rock Gods of old are happy! @foofighters @crookedvultures
will never pass up a chance to watch this 10x in a row
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