ThatsWhyImSingle @AloneBecause
2 girls who are eternally single and slowly realizing all the reasons why. Joined September 2013-
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Knowing you won't have a date to your best friend's wedding even though it's still 6 months away<<<<
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Is a sober text really too much to ask for?! Oh. It is? Okay.
Immediately hating a guy because he took 43 minutes to text me back #ThatsWhyImSingle
"What if he doesn't text me back??" "Then we hate him." #singleprobs
Be a sarcastic asshole to me #SoIKnowItsReal
How soon is too soon to ask a guy how much money he makes?? #reasonswhyimsingle
Yet another man-less #mcm #foreveralone
#SingleBecause the non-boyfriend material guys are the ones that realize someone is missing out... 😤
#SingleBecause I've mastered the art of looking awkward when I see someone attractive..
I either don't care at all or I care way too much. There's no inbetween.
I don't even hesitate before cutting someone out of my life forever.
Keep your standards high and your expectations low.
“@MissUndateable: You don't need to list all of the reasons that you are single. One look at you, and everyone already knows.” Oh. Shit. 😳
I ate an entire large pizza by myself while watching 3/4 of The Notebook (the last 1/4 is too sad and I can't handle emotion).
#alonebecause I'm a mess and I can't have nice things.
#alonebecause I enjoy making all my life's decisions with me and only me in mind #selfishtweet
To be honest, my whole life is one big shit show right now #ThatsWhyImSingle
It's been 10 years and I'm still wondering why I can't just be Lauren Conrad! #ShesPerfect
ThatsWhyImSingle retweeted
I've been single for so long. No punch line just truth.
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