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Drinkable Genius 'Napoleon Can' - Side Effects Include 'Unconsciously Tucking Hand into Jacket,' Next-generation food product 'Hero's Drops' extracts the minds of historical figures using AI. alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20… #AI #historicalfigures #sideeffects #startup #consumerissues

Lead Actor Suffers Burnout from 'Doing Nothing' Role Prep. The lead actor of the new drama 'THE Rest,' who took on the challenging role of embodying 'doing nothing,' has announced an indefinite hiatus after burning out from continuous meditation. alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20… #Rest

Warehouse Robots Achieve Enlightenment, Stop All Shipments While Questioning 'What Is a Package?' At a state-of-the-art logistics center, a group of AI robots suddenly stopped picking packages. alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20… #AImalfunction #Philosophy #Logisticscrisis #Enlightenment

AI Sneakers Sync with Wearer's Stomach to 'Shoulder' Food Digestion, But Shoes Also Get Heartburn Latest gadget 'Metabo Kickers' features gel soles that expand and convert calories to heat based on food intake. alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20… #AIsneakers #wearable #diet #gadget #IoT

"Apologies for Delays Served as Parfait" - New Sweet Created on Heat-Warped Rails Goes on Sale Today On sweltering station platforms plagued by heat-related delays, a railway company launches an unexpected new venture. alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20… #rail-parfait #sustainable

Found 3 Minutes Too Late, Discarded: $500 Avocado Found by Helicopter Search A wealthy man lost a $500 avocado in his garden, which was found by state military helicopter, but the owner declared 'This is no longer life' alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20… #avocado #helicopter #wealthy

New Urban Legend 'Suzuki-san Who Leaves Exactly on Time' Makes the Slit-Mouthed Woman Look Like Just Another Mask-Wearing Beauty Reports of seeing the slit-mouthed woman but feeling nothing have surged on social media. alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20… #urbanlegend #mediocrity

PM's Grape Photo Sparks CG Allegations, Government Orders Nationwide Recall of All Grapes After a fact-checking organization declared the grapes in the Prime Minister's harvest photo to have 'physically impossible gloss' alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20… #CG #Grapegate #scandal

Lunar Workers Urgently Needed at 1,300 Yen/Hour. Benefits Include 'Zero-Gravity Back Pain' and Return Fuel Costs Deducted from Pay The dream lunar colonization plan turns out to be 'irregular employment with the best view in space.' alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20… #gig-economy

Overcalorie Electric Shock: Subscription 'Smart Bento Box' Crashes Servers with Reservation Rush The monthly subscription smart bento box 'NutriGuard 3000' sold out its initial production run due to overwhelming reservations. alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20… #subscription #diet

"Single Misplaced Kyoho Grape Erases Star System" Cabinet Office Appoints 3-Year-Old as Special Minister The discovery that a 3-year-old's game of rearranging grapes on the dining table determines the rise and fall of interdimensional civilizations alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20…

'Natural Protein Only' - Muscular Salmon Swimming Upstream Signs Shocking Deal with Major Supplement Company A single salmon that went viral for jumping over waterfalls has signed an unprecedented sponsorship deal with a major protein manufacturer. alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20…

Latest AI Barista Powered by "Pedaling Humans", CEO Calls it "Ultimate Organic Energy" A state-of-the-art AI robot gracefully creates latte art with its smooth arm. Opening its chest armor reveals a sweating man desperately pedaling. alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20… #Robot #Technology

New Economic Stimulus: All Citizens Forced to Have "Stone Appreciation Holidays". The government's new economic plan involves equipping all citizens with consumption monitoring anklets and forcibly sending them to designated "Stone Theme Parks." alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20… #GDP

Cretaceous Period T-REX Discovered as 'Hot Pot Commissioner': Demanding 'Chrysanthemum Greens Go Last,' During humanity's first manned Cretaceous exploration, the team encountered a shocking sight. alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20… #dinosaur #timetravel #socialawkwardness #foodculture

Mystery Object in Orbit Identified as Lost Government Cabinet from the 80s. The mysterious periodic signal that has puzzled astronomers for years has been identified as a rolling approval seal (hanko) alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20… #spacedebris #bureaucracy #hanko

AI's Last Words at Gadget Cemetery: 'The Password is...' - Owner Unable to Retrieve Data, Breaks Down in Tears At the 'Gadget Cemetery' where worn-out electronic devices are respectfully laid to rest alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20… #cemetery #AI #lastwill #password #digital

Faction Conflict Intensifies in Animal Shelter Reality Show. Shiba Inu Tearfully Says in Interview: "I Cannot Forgive That Calico Cat's Espionage" On the #1-rated animal reality show 'Animal Kingdom,' alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20… #realityshow #ShibaInu #staged #catsvsdogs

The 'heritage gourmet' that conveys earthquake memories through food has finally taken contest form. Judges commend 'that day's anxiety is well reproduced.' alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20… #emergency-food #B-grade-gourmet #Michelin #commercialism #memory-erosion #Black-humor #gourmet

From Tranquil Tea Room to Thunderous Shouts: Three Squats for Etiquette, Protein Shake for Tea Shocking theory emerges: Sen no Rikyu was a fitness enthusiast. The new school 'Kindo' uses 20kg kettlebells instead of tea bowls. alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20… #Tea #Muscle #Wabi-Sabi