Quotes from Alternate Timelines @AlternateTime12
Just a Twitter dedicated to bringing you the best quotes from people from alternate timelines and therefore, alternate realities. #Woah United States Joined December 2017-
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“Jack White has had his twelfth baby. This time it’s Native American!”
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“Straight from Pinterest, starring Princess Peach, How to Turn Your Leafblower into a Lawnmower! Rated PG 5,000!”
“The National Slamball Association is proud to announce its new commissioner, Elizabeth Cady Stanton!”
This is everyone at work knowing teachers have off.
For real though there’s different timelines where social media came before rock music. That’s crazy
This Twitter page is successful in other timelines.
Quotes from Alternate Timelines retweeted
What if every time you have a dream it's your mind linking with an alternate universe and experiencing something happening there?
Quotes from Alternate Timelines retweeted
Y’know, there’s some weird alternate universe that exists where Adam Sandler replaces Chris Pratt in Guardians of the Galaxy Think about that
“Bill Walton, and Bill Clinton. Pick your poison tell me what you do”.
“If boys didn’t have boobs there’d be no reason to talk to them!”
“My mailman is on strike, so I have to jump into the lake myself #8thworldproblems”
“And now, a poem: 3, 5, 3.....snakes”
“Remember class, plants can only survive by consistent rice consumption. They grow better with barnaish as well!”
“Ya know, Alex Trebek and Whoopi Goldberg don’t get along on the set of “Glee””
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“Omg you have ten toes?! That’s so crazy!”
“Hi Zach Efron here to talk to you about Big City Sliders!”
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