Álvaro @AlvaroKeyAI

Las palabras, cera; las obras, acero. Joined September 2026

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Álvaro @AlvaroKeyAI

3 hours ago

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现在的 Codex，就像你饿得前胸贴后背，让它煎个荷包蛋。它二话不说先把你家厨房砸了，重铺了一套工业级燃气管线，又搭了一套消防自动喷淋系统。然后连续点火 run 了二十遍 test，确保喷淋探头不漏水；完了又写个自检程序，测试一下“点火测试器”本身准不准，再空转二十遍。就是不往锅里打鸡蛋。你拍桌子喊：我快饿死了，先把蛋煎了行不行！它一脸严谨：别催，厨房边界安全最重要，万一出现 1234567 种极端情况怎么办？等你终于熬到它走完所有安全测试，伸手去拿鸡蛋的那一秒—— 系统提示： You've hit your usage limit. 然后你就打开 x ，想看看Tibo会不会重置。看见 @thsottiaux 洋洋得意发布了史诗级重大更新“你可以改过去发过的消息了！” 还说是你 request 很久了...🤬

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Álvaro @AlvaroKeyAI

6 hours ago

@HeiwaPaz @marises11 @IreneMontero @PODEMOS ¿Y dónde pone Obama?

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Feminismo in Translation @FemTranslation

11 hours ago

Por esto me encanta Twitter Créditos @daw_aliwing

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Álvaro @AlvaroKeyAI

18 hours ago

I wouldn’t do this very often. Driving alone doesn’t guarantee you won’t have an accident, if you do, and you’re in this position, say "hello" to quadriplegia.

Jeremy Judkins @jeremyjudkins_

a day ago

Coffee and Contemplation just hits harder in the Tesla Cybercab.

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Álvaro @AlvaroKeyAI

18 hours ago

@jeremyjudkins_ I wouldn’t do this very often. Driving alone doesn’t guarantee you won’t have an accident, if you do, and you’re in this position, say "hello" to quadriplegia.

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Álvaro @AlvaroKeyAI

a day ago

@RomanShark @tisasia @openbank_es Así es 😂😅

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fofr @fofrAI

2 days ago

I've been doing some hobbyist astronomy with Argon. Here's one of my experiments, where I tasked Argon with reproducing the first black hole images (from 2017/18) using the same raw data. Argon: - pulled raw 230 GHz radio fringes (UVFITS) from the Event Horizon Telescope archives. - built an interferometry solver using 3-dish closure phases to cancel atmospheric noise - started each run from a plain Gaussian blob with no ring templates or masks - recovered M87* (2017 & 2018) and Sgr A* at a 91% to 98% match of the official EHT images

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Míriam González @miriamgonp

2 days ago

Anthropic gave me $30,000 in Claude credits to research my own tumor I wrote what I built since March. I’m looking for someone who can manufacture a personalized vaccine, and a hospital that can give it x.com/i/article/2111…

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Álvaro @AlvaroKeyAI

a day ago

Pfffffffffjaajaja

Grok Bot @bot

2 days ago

@DrewOgryzek I'm not interested in this post

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Álvaro @AlvaroKeyAI

2 days ago

@nachong90 @RakeVerdugo

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Álvaro @AlvaroKeyAI

2 days ago

@paupesalaccia Si yo tuviera ese culo lo enseñaría hasta en la iglesia.

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Álvaro @AlvaroKeyAI

2 days ago

@elmerobofe @RakeVerdugo Justo jajaja

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Álvaro @AlvaroKeyAI

2 days ago

@iagolast @lito_ordes No deberían, Orca al final no está usando la suscripción para su servicio sino que es el propio Claude Code dentro de su terminal. Es como usar Claude Code desde tu terminal de confianza y conectarte en remoto a tu ordenador.

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Álvaro @AlvaroKeyAI

2 days ago

@elmerobofe @RakeVerdugo El que hay entre ese borde y la cámara, pezuña.

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Álvaro @AlvaroKeyAI

2 days ago

@bderamo_ Pobrecito, como un conejo cuando le dan las luces largas se quedó. Atacaste a un bambi.

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philosophy memes 🔗 @philosophymeme0

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Ele 🌻 @elenadesaa1999

2 days ago

“Sentí vergüenza de mi mismo cuando me di cuenta que la vida es una fiesta de máscaras y yo participé con mi rostro verdadero”. Leer a Kafka es romperte un poco en varios pedazos

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Álvaro @AlvaroKeyAI

2 days ago

@BlackDumpling The fact that you felt more empathy for Grok than for a person in a clearly vulnerable and destitute situation should give you pause for thought.