Meg Thee Scallion @AmeliaHepurn
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Cuffing Season has been extended this year. It’s still not too late to find that special someone who will stay in with you on cold nights to cuddle up in oversized hoodies, binge Netflix, and trade sexual favors for trips to the fridge.
Whoever stole my Uber eats Rigatoni Bolognese and Chicken Parmesan, I hope you choke on it #disrespectfully
yes my sex drive is higher than my will to live what about it
If she posts a photo on a boat today, focus on yourself bro.
I’m just a horny piece of shit who loves food and over thinks everything.
[having sex] her: talk to me ur too quiet me: thanks for doing this.
Dear 2020, Wrong hole. Sincerely, Everybody ✍️
Rub on her pussy ‘til it get wet, then roll over and say don’t touch me.
Yo this is the biggest game of coodies I’ve seen in my life.
They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t be the same !!!
Imagine surviving all that unprotected sex only to die from an unprotected handshake
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Let’s move to a big red state and knock out six kids in four years, babe.
Hit me with that link to the Trump acquittal on PornHub.
Where can I buy a new MAGA hat? Asking for my damn self.
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Why don't we publicize variants of positive things? Like your new variant of happiness, or your new variant of relationship success, or your new variant of gratitude. Live in encouragement, even when they want you to live in fear.
Shit didn’t just hit the fan, shit has always been in the fan.
Ah, Winter in New York City. You can smell the cuffing season in the air.
So I guess I’m just going to leave this one here?
Relationships are all about feeding and fucking. Submissive at the kitchen table but dominant on the kitchen counter.
Sometimes when I'm sad I just remember that sea otters hold hands so they don’t float away while sleeping.
There should be a new pasta shape released every year announced at an event like Apple does with the iPhone.
True love is sharing your hopes, your dreams, your fears, and your french fries.
Find you somebody who you can split pigs in a blanket with then act like pigs when you’re in the blankets.
When I said I liked it rough, I didn’t mean my entire life.
Listen, we can cuddle, spoon, fork, you name it. But when it comes to sleeping, it’s minimal contact. Ass-to-ass at most.
Listen, we can cuddle. Spoon, fork, you name it. But when it comes to sleeping, it’s minimal contact. Ass-to-ass at most.
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