American Parser @AmericanParser

Asheville, NC Joined June 2015

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American Parser @AmericanParser

2 months ago

@PopFilia @Rainmaker1973 According to the most prevalent scientific theories, the planet doesn't care either way. Everything will eventually grow cold and be forgotten. So don't worry about the planet. It will survive you by a long shot. Just enjoy the moment, and let it be.

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2 months ago

@shanksvill26184 @MilHistNow Oops.

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3 months ago

@historyrock_ As Jed Clampett would say, "ahWEEEEEEEEEE doggy!"

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3 months ago

@1manofmyword @aldotcom I have no idea what you just said.

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3 months ago

@aldotcom And Trump has mastered that Eleanor Roosevelt quote better than anybody that I've ever known.

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3 months ago

@goonkey224 @HelloCanada Then why can't you give them that, instead of this, and nothing more?

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3 months ago

@crockpics Physical Graffiti is a masterpiece, but In My Time Of Dying is the tour de force of the whole album.

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4 months ago

@DJDanMaui @historyrock_ It sure is. Through your music, not by using your privilege as a political pulpit in front of paying customers.

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American Parser @AmericanParser

4 months ago

@LiquorWholes @Mileage_impo Actually that's $65 every two weeks at 4% annual inflation only comes out to about $30,000. Not too bad for a million miles on the original powertrain and a new set of keys in your hand at the end for your trouble.

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4 months ago

@sciencegirl Gives fresh meaning to the saying "Leave It To Beaver."

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4 months ago

@BaiChen82364 @Variety Actually, the evidence shows definitively that this is an image of actor Jim Caviezel.

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4 months ago

@michelharion @histories_arch I find Wang Wei divinely beautiful, but I still wouldn't cast her as the lead in a biopic of Queen Elizabeth II.

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American Parser @AmericanParser

4 months ago

@FelisMortRes @histories_arch He can? I never knew that about Christopher Nolan.

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4 months ago

@BPepe87029 @histories_arch Good point, although I haven't heard anybody personally hating on her. What I've heard is everybody. Christian criticizing Christopher Nolan for some of his casting choices. Then again, I'm not following the whole thing very closely, either.

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American Parser @AmericanParser

5 months ago

@Ericland55 @crockpics I don't think you meant a television show open for The rolling Stones. I think you intended to say that the band Living Colour opened up for them.

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American Parser @AmericanParser

6 months ago

@ligth_daniel @AstronomyVibes @grok Huh?

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6 months ago

@Simi0__ Cara Dacey

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6 months ago

@nursezaddy @sw_holocron None of which has anything to do with her portraying a character in a space fantasy.

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American Parser @AmericanParser

8 months ago

@RBonau @archeohistories Who cares? Is anybody fooled and they're really thinking that that's a photograph of the actual Cleopatra, 2000 years ago, sitting on her throne? If seeing Elizabeth Taylor excites interest in the real character she was playing in that movie, then so be it.