Ana Banana @Anabananaa089
I had a marvelous time ruining everything Texan living in San Diego ☀️ Joined January 2018-
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I ate a tostada an hour ago and found dried beans on my cheek. That’s why they call us beaners
A bear would not do this, just saying.
A bear would not do this, just saying.
No one is suggesting they could fight a bear. They're saying bears don't pretend they're not bears. Bears don't rape women. People believe victims were attacked by bears. We don't shame people for being afraid of bears. And when a bear attacks a person, we euthanize it.
No one is suggesting they could fight a bear. They're saying bears don't pretend they're not bears. Bears don't rape women. People believe victims were attacked by bears. We don't shame people for being afraid of bears. And when a bear attacks a person, we euthanize it.
Chuck’s had it with the Pelicans 💀
It was the early 1950s, and "I Love Lucy" had America enraptured. The show was so popular that, as Lucille Ball, the star who played "Lucy" would say, "In 1951-52, our show changed the Monday-night habits of America. Between nine and nine-thirty, taxis disappeared from the…
Luka’s family just keeps on getting bigger… that’s crazyyyy #OneForDallas
2-1. MAVS WIN!!! @Chime // #MFFL #OneForDallas
Great night in the Metroplex. 🤠
this is the thinking chair you uncultured swine
this is the thinking chair you uncultured swine
Victory Screech!
🐴 GIVEAWAY 🐴 How to enter : 1. RT and like 2. Must follow @TrueBrvnd 3. Tag one person you would want to see @dallasmavs game with. Jacket is XL 1 winner will be chosen at the end of game tonight 🤙🏻🌐
It’s so stuck in my head
my two personalities fighting each other
Iconic Swiftie Moments During TTPD release week - a thread.
you know how to ball i know aristotle
it’s no wonder y’all question the “taylor swift is the songwriter of a generation” notion because you’re incapable of understanding a metaphor. the asylum stands for the harsh conditions of the music industry that aren’t suitable for a child star with a developing sense of self
it’s no wonder y’all question the “taylor swift is the songwriter of a generation” notion because you’re incapable of understanding a metaphor. the asylum stands for the harsh conditions of the music industry that aren’t suitable for a child star with a developing sense of self
Travis Kelce trying to remember the lyrics to the 31 new Taylor Swift songs
travis after he heard so high school and the alchemy
travis after he heard so high school and the alchemy
shan @Shann_ME
3K Followers 1K Following standing tall on the wings of my dreams. standing with those who stand against me. standing in the living room trying to remember why i came in here.
Ari Tata🌙 (IT'S SH.. @Ariichiiyoko
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Danny Biscuits @DaninFortWorth
1K Followers 989 Following #WentAndTookIt 2 X coitus champion and @vmartbaseball ‘s fancy trophy husband. #TexasHockey #FRTBJIS #CUNY Teamster Strong
Playoff Bibs @BibsCorner
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Daft Pun @CooperEarlJones
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Jo @MavsStan41
8K Followers 2K Following Mavs and DFW sports fan till the wheels fall off #MFFL I tweet about hoops.
Yahphet Kottal Kahn @gr8tvaluebiggie
759 Followers 618 Following May your life be fruitful if I appeal to you.
Kacy @thatgirlKacy12
2K Followers 1K Following *whiskey*sports*travels* tell your dog I said hi. #GigEm Fan of the 2023 World Series Champion Texas Rangers
PTBNL @TXgingerale
1K Followers 489 Following Baseball, Mavs, Stars, Cowboys, DTID, WreckEm🌵~ I won't pretend that we can control the night or what kind of road we're on or where we will see the light 💚
Kristy @MakeupNMavs
2K Followers 587 Following Makeup 💄 and Mavs 🏀…and other random thoughts/opinions. she/her
💚Stacie💙 @SassySlashShack
843 Followers 2K Following P1⚾️Coach’s kid🏈Navy wife⚓️Not patriotic because SCOTUS 🤷🏻♀️ SportsFan🏒Magical✨ FormerHairBand Queen🤘🏼FullBlown GenX😎Spicy🌶Naive 😏#YOLO
kitty fantastico @Ang_or_Angela
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Dale Gosser @dgosser2
606 Followers 1K Following Love the Longhorns, Rangers, Cowboys and Mavs. Avid mountain biker.
Arnold Xanadu @ArnoldXanadu
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Javier Gaitan II 🏈 @javi_gaitan77
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Abs ✨️ @andjustrun
1K Followers 2K Following Tears, beers, & candles 🤍 Teacher Swiftie 🩶 I promise I used to be relatively normal
Bully Love #FTTB @JohnnyMSanchez4
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Alex @AlexDeLaSoto
925 Followers 224 Following Grace Under Pressure. #WentAndTookIt | #MFFL | #FinsUp
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Jaime @MrTexMex_DFW
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SoonerFella @JimmyEastwood2
633 Followers 1K Following Baseball dork, Ticket P1 and Pepaw Boomer Sooner!!!!
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13 Followers 183 Following Private Account, Singer/Songwriter/Husband/Dad/Texan New Album Flyin out 5/10 Rainin On Me out NOW!
Adam Ayala @adam_ayala
311 Followers 439 Following Air Force Vet🇺🇸 Dodgers ⚾️ FC Barcelona ⚽️ Inter Miami CF ⚽️ Rams 🏈 Lakers 🏀 Kings 🏒
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210 Followers 792 Following I'D RATHER HAVE 4 SHINY QUARTERS THEN 100 DIRTY PENNIES...
Morgan, but you can c.. @shutupmack
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Craig Hodnik @craigoryhodnik
221 Followers 806 Following
Rob Matwick @rmatwick
2K Followers 3K Following Executive VP, Business Ops, Texas Rangers. South Carolina grad. Proud husband and Longhorn Dad. Native of McKeesport, PA.
saul @zaucyy
173 Followers 107 Following
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Joseph @JosephBencomo
86 Followers 1K Following
Jason @33jhenry
585 Followers 1K Following Likes WWE,TNA,ROH,AEW,NXT,Dallas Mavs, Texas Rangers,Texas Longhorns,movies and working out #teamddpyoga #TeamSmith #TeamWarrior Instagram 33jhenry
william @slicedbreadd
195 Followers 558 Following cool and goofy person who love sports, family, money and life... #dallascowboys #dallasmavs #texasrangers #dallasstars and #dallaswings
shan @Shann_ME
3K Followers 1K Following standing tall on the wings of my dreams. standing with those who stand against me. standing in the living room trying to remember why i came in here.
Ari Tata🌙 (IT'S SH.. @Ariichiiyoko
12K Followers 2K Following What are you doing in my swamp? Sports. My cats. Taylor Swift. Horror. Taco Bell enthusiast. #LetsGoDodgers #Lakeshow #RamsHouse 8|24💜💛🇯🇵 14/30 ballparks
Danny Biscuits @DaninFortWorth
1K Followers 989 Following #WentAndTookIt 2 X coitus champion and @vmartbaseball ‘s fancy trophy husband. #TexasHockey #FRTBJIS #CUNY Teamster Strong
Playoff Bibs @BibsCorner
13K Followers 4K Following 1/2 of the @MavsOutsiders podcast | Host @HaveYouScenePod | #RavensFlock | Toxic #MFFL | Mystics #BallOnOurTerms | #Gamecocks | I tweet a lot.
Daft Pun @CooperEarlJones
2K Followers 529 Following P1. Dad joke aficionado. Wordsmith. Veteran. Day mode. U2 sucks. I hate being called Court. Not your black friend. I don’t watch YouTube links you send (ever).
Leonardo Thiccaprio �.. @ntmellie
1K Followers 1K Following P1. THF. cowboys. rangers. mean green. crimson tide. @jtimberlake stan. DraftKings. vanilla🍦killa. 5 inch inseam advocate. beard connoisseur.
Jo @MavsStan41
8K Followers 2K Following Mavs and DFW sports fan till the wheels fall off #MFFL I tweet about hoops.
Yahphet Kottal Kahn @gr8tvaluebiggie
759 Followers 618 Following May your life be fruitful if I appeal to you.
Kacy @thatgirlKacy12
2K Followers 1K Following *whiskey*sports*travels* tell your dog I said hi. #GigEm Fan of the 2023 World Series Champion Texas Rangers
PTBNL @TXgingerale
1K Followers 489 Following Baseball, Mavs, Stars, Cowboys, DTID, WreckEm🌵~ I won't pretend that we can control the night or what kind of road we're on or where we will see the light 💚
Kristy @MakeupNMavs
2K Followers 587 Following Makeup 💄 and Mavs 🏀…and other random thoughts/opinions. she/her
💚Stacie💙 @SassySlashShack
843 Followers 2K Following P1⚾️Coach’s kid🏈Navy wife⚓️Not patriotic because SCOTUS 🤷🏻♀️ SportsFan🏒Magical✨ FormerHairBand Queen🤘🏼FullBlown GenX😎Spicy🌶Naive 😏#YOLO
kitty fantastico @Ang_or_Angela
629 Followers 342 Following I will like all your dog tweets | sports! MAVS, Rangers & Stars | P1 | Dumb F | No coffin please, just wet, wet mud | 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️#ally
WS CHAMPS RANGERS V-D.. @VMartBaseball
345 Followers 427 Following Just delightful. Married to the one and only Danny Biscuits @DanInFortWorth. Rated #1 smack talker to all teams that are not the World Champion Texas Rangers.
the tortured poets de.. @ttpdbot
52K Followers 4 Following fan account tweeting lyrics from the tortured poets department (not affiliated with taylor swift, all credit goes to taylor swift)
Adam Ayala @adam_ayala
311 Followers 439 Following Air Force Vet🇺🇸 Dodgers ⚾️ FC Barcelona ⚽️ Inter Miami CF ⚽️ Rams 🏈 Lakers 🏀 Kings 🏒
Birdcast Sports @birdcastsports
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Cole Smith @AmarilloSlim_
3K Followers 962 Following Art Director for @Rangers - previously @NBAonTNT @OU_Football. Be great today!
Josh Jung @josh6jung
13K Followers 181 Following Baseball is what I do, not who I am ✝️ Competitor for Christ - Owner of Jung Inc.
sara @_sarathornhill
947 Followers 733 Following Texas State alum | DTX | machead | sports lover #DallasCowboys #StraightUpTX
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770 Followers 3K Following Z-Grade Filmmaker/Editor. Texan. Werewolf. I put hot sauce on everything. KU-Arizona State Film Grad. Forks Up 😈
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The West Coast Texan @TheCreoleEmpire
206 Followers 794 Following Historian, Sneaker Enthusiast, fitness junkie, Whovian, OU Sooners Football, 2nd gen Dallas Cowboys fan, Mavs, Stars, Rangers. Brazil, and an Arsenal Gooner.
Skye✨ @SkyesWhy
405 Followers 652 Following I’m just me. Don’t even know what that means. But also, sorry not sorry. 😘 *all opinions are my own* she/her
bekah @noitsbekah
898 Followers 598 Following bekah. i tweet about the rangers, preds, and sometimes the mets. 🫶🏻
stack 🦋 @stacilynnnn
5K Followers 3K Following fwtx | sports can no longer hurt me, The Texas Rangers won the World Series #WentAndTookIt @rangers @dallasmavs @dallascowboys @dallasstars
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1K Followers 1K Following Please don’t take me seriously. Husband. NY born, Cali raised, stationed in TX @sacramentokings #BroncosCountry #RepBX
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Riley 🤍🖤 @RiledUpForSwift
6K Followers 3K Following swiftie since 2006 🫶🏻 30 TNx10 Spotifyx2 SNLx1 official MEMEber of TTPD🪶
All About the Benjami.. @mybsidelife
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2K Followers 697 Following was at game 6 when i was 12 and have finally been redeemed // average texas @rangers fan
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find yourself a man who is as obsessed with you as travis kelce is with taylor swift
The worst part about being a swiftie is when people go out of their way to tell you they don’t like taylor. Or they’ll ask if you like the new album just for them to argue and say they hated it. Like ok? What do you want me to do about it? Do you want a trophy?
Can we talk about how she like isn’t even phased by it like this is just the level of affection she is now used to Jesus Christ someone take my phone from me
me this morning talking to the universe; need me a shoulder kisser pls pls pls pls pls pls
Getting overstimulated in public sucks because people be thinking you have an attitude when really you just need 10 minutes of pure silence. 🤧
every time a swiftie cries while listening to The Prophecy travis kelce kisses taylor swift
The reason why you don’t see police at a white supremacist rally is the same reason you don’t see Clark Kent and Superman in the same place.
White supremacists are now marching in Charleston, West Virginia. With no police in sight.
the whole TL rn with the video of travis kissing taylor’s shoulder
Tay wrote ‘The Prophecy’ and the universe said “hold tight ma’am. In 5-10 business days your 6’5 golden retriever who worships the ground you walk on will arrive.”
Taylor has her 6’5 250 pound boyfriend acting like this in public she truly won! like if your man isn’t this obsessed with you he’s not the one. it’s giving endgame sorry
Tell them mother
we declared evermore should be a bigger album
Her career is for the history books 😭
Having a man that’s in the mood for you everyday. That wants to talk to you everyday no matter how busy he is🥺A man that craves your touch, a man who cherish your friendship and advice. A man who desires your presence. A man who provides and protects 😩
this is the same picture
i don’t wanna feel that feeling of finding out sneaky stuff & having my heart drop to my stomach ever again.. it’s just not something you get used to, it’s makes you sick every single time. finding out some stuff ab someone u thought so highly of is such a bad feeling.. like wow.
@OMrebel_recruit i bet you’re fun at parties
does she need a mom
Like father like daughter 😌
You need to be locked up.
Meal prepping some cheeseburgers for this week
me defending marjorie kelce swift from nepo baby allegations in 20 years
You look like Taylor swift in this light
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